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Lube For Every Occasion

There is a lube for every occasion!

That’s right, I’m about to educate you about the wide wonderful world of slippery fun lube! There’s so many different sorts of lube out there it’s easy to become confused. That trip to the sex store seems so fun, until you’re faced with the eternal question: what . . . → Read More: Lube For Every Occasion

Simone and I Went Shopping

Check out my haul from our fantastic day shopping.

So, if you follow my Tumblr, you already know that Ms Simone and I went shopping.

Well, we went shopping after we went out to eat and before we put our new toys through their paces, but, the thing is shopping happened. We did . . . → Read More: Simone and I Went Shopping

Audio Roundup!

Give me control over your cock

I’ve discovered that the audio player for my blog is somewhat naughty.

Sometimes it acts the way it should, and sometimes it needs a good barehanded spanking! I know it can be a pain in the tushy to go back and find all the audios I’ve done . . . → Read More: Audio Roundup!

Sex Toys for Anal Play

Give me control over your cock

If you haven’t explored your own ass yet, allow me to encourage you to do so.

If you’ve never played with your own ass before now, boy are you in for a fun time! I’d like to have you lay back, get comfy and take your time. . . . → Read More: Sex Toys for Anal Play

The Importance of Good Toys

A good, high quality toy is one of the best investments you’ll ever make.

As humans, play is one of our basic drives. Maslow’s hierarchy of needs may not explicitly place ‘play’ as a need, but it is deeply implied. When we act to meet our need for close intimate bonds and self esteem, . . . → Read More: The Importance of Good Toys

Review: Mr. Limpy (large)

I’ve written before about playing with gender, and the games I like to play.

I thought I’d write a little more on the subject, and at the same time, give my opinion of the Fleshlight brand Mr. Limpy packing cock. When I was thinking about getting myself a packing cock, I did a little . . . → Read More: Review: Mr. Limpy (large)

Sex and Mischief Bondage Tape Review

I had the opportunity to try out Sportsheet’s Sex and Mischief Bondage Tape recently.

Let me start out by telling you that I had a whole lot of fun with the tape. I’d heard good things and bad things about bondage tapes, and so I really wanted to put this package through its paces. . . . → Read More: Sex and Mischief Bondage Tape Review

Review: Icicles No. 8

The Icicles No. 8 is a glass dildo.

Ok, so that’s really dry sounding, isn’t it? The No. 8 is a finely crafted piece of art, molded from the finest of Pyrex glass and designed to please the sexual organs of all human beings. The ways you can make use of the No. 8 . . . → Read More: Review: Icicles No. 8

Share Strappon Cock Review

For those interested in exploring strappon play for themselves, the Share by Fun Factory could be a good starting point.

But then again, it might not be a good starter toy. I have a Share, and I adore mine! I love to play with it, I love to wear it and taunt my lovers . . . → Read More: Share Strappon Cock Review