Ah, what a prospect. Certainly I’m looking forward to toying with you in my signature style, hearing you tell me how I own you utterly because you’ve never found another mind, voice, or femdom style so intoxicating or so skillfully expressed. And aren’t you lucky that that’s the case!

Now, as long as I’m musing over the year end, it’s also a fine time to offer shout-outs for your holiday thoughtfulness to your Mistress. And so I offer blown kisses to J., R., B., K., B.K. (yes, you read that sequence correctly!), M.N., and P. Thank you, my dear ones, for your tributes and gifts! Much appreciated, as always, though your adoration in and of itself is something I revel in delightedly, finding myself awash in your delicious devotion.

By the way, have you noticed that you haven’t seen me around for calls as much lately? There’s a reason for this, and it’s quite good news. I’m going to be working behind the scenes here at LDW quite a bit more, assisting the company known throughout the industry for the highest-quality, most intelligent phone sex into an even more fabulous version of itself. So exciting!

As part of that change in my role here, my availability for calls has been cut approximately in half. I now take calls 3 days per week: Tuesdays, Fridays, and Sundays. Want the exact details on my hours each of those days? Just check out my handy Yahoo calendar, updated every couple of days with specifics on my hours. It’s available by clicking on the “My Schedule” link at the top of the page.

And meanwhile, never fear…when I’m here, you can count on my being as avid as ever to show you just why I’m adored by so many of you already as the femdom goddess that I am.

A glorious 2010 to you, cuties—and here’s to another unforgettably sweet and nasty year together!

Yes, indeed—and as you can see from my schedule (click the schedule tab above to get to my new Yahoo calendar for all the specifics!), I’ll be gone Monday through Friday.

Hm, think that’s too long to go without feeding your craving for the ever-varied, sweet and nasty phone sex experiences that only I can provide? Well, then, limber up your fingers—because you’ll also have a single weekday opportunity to chat with me during this week, when I’ll be taking calls right after I host my regularly scheduled Tuesday night show in our kinky chatrooms, “The Madcap Tea with Milk and Cookies”, which runs from 7pm to 8pm Eastern. In fact, both the show and the calls will be done on location from my oceanside retreat!

Mmm, I know you’d just love to be oceanside with me, fetching me drinks to quench my thirst…and serving yourself up to quench any other types of thirsts that my languid days of lounging may prompt! Instead, I’ll just leave you with deliciously naughty thoughts of my pretty, perfectly pedicured toes (hint: I just got them done in hot holiday red!), dangling a wickedly high-heeled, deep brown sandal—just inches above the ground…

And there you are! Now, even should you have been shut out this weekend by other boys and girlies who are luckier than you at getting me on the phone, you can still enjoy that cockteasing image of me. And so fitting, isn’t it, that it keeps me unattainable?

Ah, so ponder this question to speak to me about after I return: does that sexy shoe ever fall from those luscious toes of mine?

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One thing I’m thankful for is yesterday’s technical issue, actually. Although it prevented me temporarily from updating my schedule page, it turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Many of you rely on my schedule page as a tool to figure out how to reach me, so prompted by the glitch, I decided to migrate my schedule-keeping over to Yahoo calendar. I think you’ll find it to be even easier to work with than my previous method of listing my hours. Not only can you see my hours and special events (such as my two weekly shows in our kinky chatrooms) shown in a more intuitively readable format, but you’ll also be able to look ahead a little farther and see my planned vacations, at least a month in advance!

For those of you who already have my schedule page bookmarked, not to worry—you’ll find the calendar linked prominently from the same page of my blog that you’ve been used to going to! And for those of you who are just hearing the news that I have one (and even more intriguingly, that I update it almost daily to assist you in finding me), just click the link to it in the navigation bar across the top of this page.

So enjoy my newly calendared schedule, cuties—as well as the rest of your Thanksgiving holiday! And think as well on how your favorite femdom phone Mistress so often provides you with so much to be thankful for in your sweet and nasty phone sex relationship with me. Ah, that should whet a very different sort of appetite than your holiday meal, hm?

But admit it. No festivities you can think of would be truly complete without just a little teasing from your beloved goddess of intelligent phone sex. Yum, yum…

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As far as my schedule is concerned, I’ll be working a very reduced schedule through Tuesday, while I am in Vegas. Details will be on my schedule page, as always, so click there for details, cuties. Or, you can at least rest assured that you’ll be able to find your favorite phone-sex Mistress when I’m back in town and working my full schedule as of next Wednesday.

Speaking of my schedule, as my regular boys and girlies know, I usually take Thursdays off from blowing your minds with my cockteasing wiles. However, after my return from Sin City, I will be available for calls this coming Thursday—again, check the details on my schedule page!

You’re getting agitated already, aren’t you, just imagining what the most intelligent phone-sex femdoms on the Web have up our sleeves for the Vegas Strip? I know, don’t you just wish you were coming along to be allowed to, perhaps, get naked for us? Mmm, that would be really blow your minds, wouldn’t it…a cabal of gorgeous dominant women surrounding you, making you unable to do anything but masturbate helplessly, over and over, as you gazed yearningly at first one of us, then another? Yes, I can just hear your moans and whimpers now, as you imagine the exquisitely sensual humiliation.

But alas, poor dears—instead, you’ll just have to stay tuned here for details of what we got up to! Although in the meantime, you have my permission to practice whimpering…

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My very next post here will be a fresh installment in my oh-so-popular series, “What makes me such an extraordinary phone-sex Mistress?” In fact, I’ll commit to having that up tomorrow! Meanwhile, though, I have a bit of news about Wednesday night, which will likely interest a number of you, in light of the recent demand to experience me one-on-one in adult phone chat.

It’s this: although normally I stay until the time posted on my schedule page for that day, this Wednesday night (that is, through the wee hours of Thursday), I’ll be here at least until 2:30am Eastern and longer…all the way until your calls peter (heh) out! And I’ll judge that by noting when I have not had a call in 25 minutes. Once that happens, I’ll be departing!

So, what sort of caller are you? Are you a gambler, who’ll wait until several minutes after my IM status message or my status badge here (look to the right margin here, on my schedule page, or on any other page of this blog for that handy indicator!) shows that I’m off my most recent call, perhaps figuring that you have as much as, oh, 23 minutes to call after that? Or will you assiduously track my on-the-phone status, as so many of you already do, to get me immediately after? (And actually, if you are one of those latter types, you can also consider calling dispatch during my session with my previous boy or girlie, to take advantage of our complimentary callback service—just ask the dispatcher for details on it!)

Certainly I look forward to finding out! And of course, once you finally manage to get through to me, you can expect world-class cockteasing in my signature style that you so crave, all delivered in my luscious voice that simultaneously lulls and fevers you.

That’s right: full-throttle, full-throated sensuality, all backed by my wickedly clever mind. It’s no wonder, is it, that even these extended hours this Wednesday night aren’t likely to satisfy your yearning for me for long? In fact, you should be warned…my brand of sweet and nasty phone sex always leaves you craving more.

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All right, it’s not exactly a double feature in the traditional sense. For one thing, the two events will be a few hours apart: the one originally announced was (and still will be) at 11pm Eastern. And the one I’m about to give you the delicious scoop on will be at 5pm Eastern, right after my scheduled weekly online chat, held in our free adult chatrooms. Why, yes—free does seem to be my theme this Sunday!

Now, my mention of our chatrooms is quite important. You see, they’ll figure integrally into this new party-line event. Although I’ll be holding my usual “Decadent Discourse” show there this Sunday from 4pm to 4:45pm, once 4:45pm strikes, I’ll be switching gears and starting discussion right in the room for “Fetish Fantasia”, my 5pm party-line offering!

Why that title? Well, sweethearts, a fantasia is a work of art (usually a poem or play or musical composition—and it’s hardly a coincidence that my lushly imaginative role-play phone sex creations are often so extraordinary that they include elements of each of those!). And in a fantasia, says Webster’s dictionary, “the author’s fancy roves unrestricted”. Indeed, the Fetish Fantasia event will demonstrate just how widely my fancies do wander!

Here’s how Fetish Fantasia will work. You’ll be given, as a group, up to half an hour (15 minutes in the chatroom beforehand, and 15 minutes on the phone with me once the party-line call starts) to advise me as to your most favored fetishes. And as I discuss them with you (quite explicitly once we’re on the lines!), I’ll be cherry-picking a number of fetishes from among your eager suggestions! Finally, during the last 15 minutes of the party-line call, I’ll weave my favorites from among your kinky morsels into a wickedly erotic, and possibly also quite hilarious, phone fantasy!

Sound a bit like a Mad Libs version of phone sex? Well, yes, that may be the result—though I guarantee it will be loads of fun to watch how I make it naughtily enticing anyway. After all, I’ve gotten to be your favorite fetish phone-sex Mistress in part because of my remarkably nimble erotic creativity!

But speaking of enticing, there’s more to Fetish Fantasia! That’s right, I’ll be further spicing the honeypot thus: if you want to be able to speak to me on the party line (also making you heard by all your fellow callers to the event), there will be a password that you must give dispatch. Call in for the event without the password, and although you can still listen totally free of charge, you won’t be a speaking participant—and keep in mind that only those I can hear will be able to participate in those 15 minutes of party-line fetish discussion and probing!

And how do you get the password? What an excellent question! I’ll be giving it out in the chatroom starting at 4:50pm Eastern, so you’ll need to stop in there before our dispatchers close phone registration for the event at 5pm sharp!

So there you have it, my dears—the overview of the delightfully convoluted event that’ll now kick off my party-line double-feature this Sunday! I do hope that’s time enough for you to digest all this…but then again, you wouldn’t be a fan of mine if you had much trouble keeping up, could you?

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And yes, I did indeed have a delightful birthday. Plenty of opportunities to dish out sweet and nasty phone sex, plus extra love from my dear boys and girlies…what more can a femdom goddess ask?

So thanks to those who called especially to wish me well on my special day, including I., C., and my dear deviant one—who knows perfectly well who he is! And thanks also to several of you for recent thoughtful gifts, for my birthday and not: I. for the lovely care package, M. for the gorgeous Asian-style decor item, J. for the delicious gift of successive layers, C. for the gift of entertainment, and G. and K. for your well-appreciated tributes.

Now, as always, I do enjoy being generous in return, so I’ll let you in on a fun little free event that I’ll be holding tonight, Tuesday, at 7pm—it’s a belated birthday party during the weekly chat hour that I host with Ms. Tara! You can find details about the chat and its location on my schedule page, which is accessible through the link on the upper right-hand side of this page. And because that chat is specially targeted to sissies and my beloved sissybabies (but as always, open to all you open-minded folk!), you can also glean a few more details about the event by checking my special adult-babies blog.

Whether you come to the party today or not, do note that today is the last day that I’ll be here for calls before I take a midweek minivacation! Details are on my schedule page, but here’s a hint: in order to accommodate your cravings, I’ll be here late tonight.

Actually, in case you haven’t noticed, I am also offering a small extra window of availability on most Tuesdays now, starting right around noon Eastern. I tested the slot once as a lark and discovered that you all really appreciate having me around then, so it’s a keeper!

Now, if you should still be shut out in your attempt to reach me today, I will be back Friday. Though the question is, can you manage to wait that long? Because it’s funny, isn’t it—how even just my saying that makes you suddenly want to talk to me all the more…

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Feel free to check my schedule (find the link on the upper right-hand side of this page) for up-to-date details. Though do note—if you’re an existing client of mine who’s made appointments with me in the past, I may still be willing to make Saturday-night appointments with you for times later than my posted hours. Those of you to whom those criteria apply are more than welcome to ask me in e-mail whether this will be the case for a given Saturday!

In other scheduling matters, do note that I’m taking both Wednesday and Thursday off this week—so if you don’t catch me tonight or on Tuesday, your next chance will be Friday.

Ah, but scheduling talk can be so dry, can’t it? And your phone experiences with me are certainly anything but dry, so I’ll offer you a sweet bit of news for being such troopers! This month, I released two new entries to our Mistress round-robin on cuckolding, one of my particular interests. And not only do those each contain some highly provocative text I wrote especially for cuckolds, but they each also include some rather teasing audio…and the two are even accompanied by a photo of me you haven’t yet seen. Really, what more could you ask?

You can click the links at the bottom of this post to go directly to the two entries, which are entirely complimentary. And if it turns out that you can’t catch me before Friday, perhaps those will tide you over. Or perhaps…they’ll only make you miss me the more. You’ll have to let me know!

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Click here to find my two cuckolding sets in our round-robin on the subject: here’s the first, and here’s the second

I do know how much you all have missed reading my musings more regularly. Of course, I’m delighted as well at the prospect of getting back to the luxury of sharing my always-cockteasing thoughts with you—though really, what else would you expect from such an avid lifestyle tease, hm?

And speaking of matters of timing, sweethearts…do note that tomorrow, Tuesday, is my traditional late weekday night! I love Tuesdays because you all get a little extra time to come and find me for more of the creatively sensual phone sex that is my hallmark. Though for tomorrow specifically, I will give you a small heads-up. You see, many of you are accustomed to finding me on for calls right after my scheduled Tuesday show in our adult chatrooms, but that won’t be the case tomorrow. Instead, you can find me taking calls for the few hours before my chat, and then I’ll be taking a break immediately after—after which I’ll be back to take your calls, all the way until 3:30am Eastern!

For more specific information on my availability for tomorrow (and the rest of the week), check my online schedule, linked on the upper right-hand side of this page. See, I do enjoy giving you a little help now and then…so that schedule is just one of my little gifts for you.

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It’s hard (and mmm, so gloriously!) to say, of course—because I know firsthand that several of you would find it hard to choose just one of those, and I haven’t even included in that list my many other fields of delicious expertise! Oh, yes, cuties: you and I both realize just how difficult it is to find yourselves a goddess who so effortlessly offers the kind of wickedly alluring assortment of assets that I do.

So it’s hardly a surprise to anyone that my phone’s been ringing off the hook whenever I’ve been signed in for calls lately. Some eager boys and girlies have even been shut out from the chance to experience sweet and nasty phone sex with me on their originally hoped-for day! Yet I’ve been impressed with your collective persistence in trying to get through, and it pleases me how you so sweetly, submissively transmute your cravings for me into rather exquisite patience. Though you recognize rather acutely that I’m worth the wait, don’t you?

Which is why I’m not unsympathetic to your plight. And to give you all an extra chance to reach me, during the next 2 weeks, I’ll be taking calls 7 days a week. Check my schedule here on the Web (click on the link on the upper right-hand side of this page to find it!) for full details, including any last-minute changes.

Now, I suppose I could wish you a good call, but with femdom talent like mine, that part is most definitely assured. So I’ll just wish you the best of luck in dialing…and caution you to remember to breathe deeply while you’re waiting for the dispatcher to pick up. After all, if your quest to reach me is successful, that will be your last chance for awhile at a slow, smooth inhale…

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