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Cum Eating Instructions Simplified

If you listened to last week’s Whore School, you may now be curious about Cum Eating Instructions.

Never fear, for I am here to both create and nurture your new fetish for cum eating! Let’s start with a little review, shall we? Cum Eating is a fetish for licking up a load of jizz. . . . → Read More: Cum Eating Instructions Simplified

Abstinence Only Stifles Healthy Sexual Adults

As you know, I’m from Texas, and we have Abstinence Only sex education.

Let me clue you in about exactly what that means, in real world terms. Abstinence Only means that no one in the public educational system is ever taught about birth control, enthusiastic consent (much less how to obtain it), or what . . . → Read More: Abstinence Only Stifles Healthy Sexual Adults

Cum Eating Slut

That’s right, I’m looking at my favorite cum eating slut right now.

Hi ‘D’. I see you, when you get so horny and desperate to lick up your load for me. Those increasingly horny emails you send me, begging to cum for me, to use a spoon and lick it all up, those are . . . → Read More: Cum Eating Slut

Captive Male for the Holidays

This year, I’ve simplified my wishlist down to just one thing: a captive male!

That’s right, I don’t want an electric blanket, new Hitachi Magic Wand, or MAC lipstick! I only want one thing this winter: one captive male slave to do anything I want with. Can you imagine it? I can. With a . . . → Read More: Captive Male for the Holidays

Jizz: Still Good For You, and Fun Too

One of the most popular posts here on fetishphonesexblog.com is the one about Jizz. J is for Jizz, to be exact.

I wrote that post way back in 2011, when I hadn’t even been with LDW for a whole year yet. And yet, what I wrote about jizz then is still true today. Jizz . . . → Read More: Jizz: Still Good For You, and Fun Too

Crossdressed Cum Eating: Your New Favorite Hobby

Why is crossdressed cum eating your new favorite hobby?

Simple. Because I want it to be. I want you on your knees, begging for a load of cum from a real man’s dick, wearing pretty panties and a cute bra and just fucking moaning for it. I love to take you down a peg . . . → Read More: Crossdressed Cum Eating: Your New Favorite Hobby