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Cuckold to a Big Cock

If you’ve got a tiny pecker, I bet you’ve thought about being a cuckold to a big cock.

See, it’s not hot if your wife runs out to fuck a dude with a little pricklet like yours. Where’s the fun in that? Obviously she’s your hot wife, the object of your every sexual fantasy, . . . → Read More: Cuckold to a Big Cock

Erotic Audio A Palooza

And now for something completely different: all the erotic audios you might have missed!

Let’s start with a gem from last month: Psychic Mistress. Ever call one of those psychic lines? Did you wind up feeling unheard, invisible, as though they didn’t really connect with you? You won’t have that problem with me, because . . . → Read More: Erotic Audio A Palooza

Stroker de Mayo

Down here in Texas, Cinco de Mayo is a big holiday.

Tiny history lesson for the gringos in the audience: Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day. Oh no, it’s much more important to America than that. You see, France was trying to cut through Mexico (annexing along the way) in order to . . . → Read More: Stroker de Mayo

Lesbian Erotica

As you know, I’ve got a contest for Whore School…

Oh, you didn’t know? Well then, let me tell you all about it. For Whore School, I’m challenging each and every one of you to write me both erotica and some porn. What’s the difference? If you listened to Erotica on Whore School, you’d . . . → Read More: Lesbian Erotica

Giantess Loves Tiny Men

What’s smaller than your tiny prick? The tiny prick on a shrunken wee man!

I know, the joke’s a bit forced, but it’s still pretty funny. I like to remind men with truly tiny dicks that things could always be worse: I could break open the ol’ voodoo kit and shrink them down like . . . → Read More: Giantess Loves Tiny Men

Small Penis? No Problem!

If you’ve got a small penis, sometimes it can feel like such a burden.

That tiny tally whacker between your legs can metaphorically weigh you down with the burden of everyone’s expectations. In our society, to be a real man you have to have a huge cock, and if you’re lacking in the penis . . . → Read More: Small Penis? No Problem!

Cuckolded By Your Wife

There’s nothing more humiliating than being cuckolded by your wife.

When your wife steps out on you, and goes out looking for cock, especially cock that’s better than yours, it’s so terribly humiliating. Knowing that your cock is so small and so pathetic that your own wife has gone looking for an alternative, is . . . → Read More: Cuckolded By Your Wife

Part Time Slave

A lot of submissives love to fantasize about being a full time, 24 / 7 house slave, but part time slave is all I’m looking for.

I suspect submissives and wannabe slaves fail to take into account the sheer amount of work and labor keeping a full time slave really is. They assume that . . . → Read More: Part Time Slave

Guided Masturbation For Pussy Cucks

There’s a step below mere beta males, down into the land of the pathetic pussy cucks. These specimens need guided masturbation.

You know if you’re a pussy, and you probably know if you’re a cuck, but did you know you can be a pussy cuck? A pussy of a man is a weakling, effeminate, . . . → Read More: Guided Masturbation For Pussy Cucks

Christmas Blog Train: Bi-Curious For Christmas Part Two

All aboard the Christmas Blog Train!

If you’ve followed along you know Alyssa spun you a tale of a Giantess Christmas Gift! What do you get the lovely large lady of your dreams? (Anything she asks for, you silly tiny man!) Today, you get the conclusion to the story of the poor submissive male . . . → Read More: Christmas Blog Train: Bi-Curious For Christmas Part Two