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Edging Stroke Techniques

When it comes to edging stroke techniques, I like the ones that almost work best.

What do I mean by that? Simple. When you sit down to wank one out, you go for the most efficient and pleasurable stroke possible, to get to the orgasm as fast as you possibly can. For me, that’s . . . → Read More: Edging Stroke Techniques

Sensual Humiliation

When I talk about Erotic Humiliation, I don’t want to leave you with the impression that it’s all mean and cruel jabs at your shortcomings. I love sensual humiliation!

In point of fact, I tend towards a far more sweetly sensual form of humiliation, rather than the Mean Mistress who yells and cruelly points . . . → Read More: Sensual Humiliation

Hear My Voice: New Audios!

In addition to the massive re-vamp of the Erotic Audios page, which should be debuting soon, I’ve got a bunch of new audio goodness for you now!

If you’re a lover of podcasts, short, sweet, easy to listen to and digest, I’ve got a whole bunch of good stuff for you. I figured out . . . → Read More: Hear My Voice: New Audios!

Sissy Maid Services Mistress Harper

If there’s one thing that’s the best about being a Mistress, it’s having a sissy maid.

For those of you who have never experienced the joy of feminizing a man and then having him do housework for you, let me just say that I’m so sorry. You are really missing out! I sometimes think . . . → Read More: Sissy Maid Services Mistress Harper

Roleplaying Games Aren’t Just for Nerds

Everyone’s got this mental image of a group of nerds playing Dungeons and Dragons.

It’s straight out of a Chick Tract: dim lighting, pretending to cast spells, in a basement with your friends, waiting for a pizza to be delivered. Good times. Roleplaying games have come a long way from their start in the . . . → Read More: Roleplaying Games Aren’t Just for Nerds

Top Five Ways to Please Your Mistress

Tell me what you need.

If you want to catch and keep the fickle attention of your Mistress, you’re going to need to pull out all the stops.

Let’s face it: your Mistress is a busy woman with a lot of demands on her time and energy. Throngs of worshipful submissives flock around . . . → Read More: Top Five Ways to Please Your Mistress

Summertime Sissy Fun for the Beach

As you know, I’m a Texas Mistress; in Texas in the summer we all wind up getting wet.

Get your minds out of the gutter! Ok, well, yes, we also get wet that way, too, but I was talking about water games! The beach down at Galveston, or hitting one of our rivers for . . . → Read More: Summertime Sissy Fun for the Beach

Eat Your Cum For Us

I was having a nice chat with Miss Molly, one of our Live Help Princesses, about our favorite sorts of fetishes.

I asked her what her first thought was when I said “dirty, nasty, kinky fun”, and she answered “Cum eating! Getting guys to wank for us and then lap it up like dirty . . . → Read More: Eat Your Cum For Us

Adult Sex Ed Part Four Relationships and Intimacy

Welcome back to Sex Education for Adults!

I got disgusted by the state of sex ed in America when an adult friend of mine informed me that of course you can only get an STD from penis in vagina sex, and I decided to do something about it. I started last month with Sex . . . → Read More: Adult Sex Ed Part Four Relationships and Intimacy

What is a Scent P!g?

I’m going to go ahead and assume that if you’re reading this, you probably have a cock, and you probably also bathe.

I mean, I really hope you take the time to cleanse yourself! I’ve known some terribly stinky males in my time, real scent p!gs, and they just loved to wallow in their . . . → Read More: What is a Scent P!g?