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Slutty Sexy Happy New Year!

All I want for you in 2018 is that you have the slutty sexy happy new year you deserve.

That’s right. Leave everything else on the side, and drill down to brass tacks here. You deserve to be slutty sexy, and happy! No matter what else is going on, no matter how bad and . . . → Read More: Slutty Sexy Happy New Year!

Sex Party 2018

That’s right, I’m hosting a sex party for New Years!

And you’re not invited. Aw, I know, that’s so mean of me, but let’s be real here: would you want to attend any sex party that had ~you~ as a guest? One of the hallmarks of my sex parties is that they’re very exclusive, . . . → Read More: Sex Party 2018

Erotic Audio Linkspam

That’s right, bitches, I’m gonna spam you!

It’s been a while since I last gave you a round-up of all my lovely erotic audios, so here’s your chance to collect a huge pile of awesome erotic vocal stylings. I know some of you love to hear literally every word I utter, so here’s a . . . → Read More: Erotic Audio Linkspam

Teased Cock For Mistress

The best thing about you is your hungry teased cock.

I love seeing you so horny and turned on that the only thing you can think about is your desperate need to cum. Knowing that you’ve gotten into such a state, and all at my whim, is a huge thrill for me. Your teased . . . → Read More: Teased Cock For Mistress

Tease and Delayed Orgasm: Your Mistress’ Favorite!

I know I’ve told you before, but seriously, tease and delayed orgasm is my actual favorite game to play.

I really love to get you so horny and turned on that you can’t think straight. There’s just something about it that tickles me; maybe it’s because when you’re that desperate for release you become . . . → Read More: Tease and Delayed Orgasm: Your Mistress’ Favorite!

Edging Stroke Techniques

When it comes to edging stroke techniques, I like the ones that almost work best.

What do I mean by that? Simple. When you sit down to wank one out, you go for the most efficient and pleasurable stroke possible, to get to the orgasm as fast as you possibly can. For me, that’s . . . → Read More: Edging Stroke Techniques

Sensual Humiliation

When I talk about Erotic Humiliation, I don’t want to leave you with the impression that it’s all mean and cruel jabs at your shortcomings. I love sensual humiliation!

In point of fact, I tend towards a far more sweetly sensual form of humiliation, rather than the Mean Mistress who yells and cruelly points . . . → Read More: Sensual Humiliation

Hear My Voice: New Audios!

In addition to the massive re-vamp of the Erotic Audios page, which should be debuting soon, I’ve got a bunch of new audio goodness for you now!

If you’re a lover of podcasts, short, sweet, easy to listen to and digest, I’ve got a whole bunch of good stuff for you. I figured out . . . → Read More: Hear My Voice: New Audios!

Sissy Maid Services Mistress Harper

If there’s one thing that’s the best about being a Mistress, it’s having a sissy maid.

For those of you who have never experienced the joy of feminizing a man and then having him do housework for you, let me just say that I’m so sorry. You are really missing out! I sometimes think . . . → Read More: Sissy Maid Services Mistress Harper

Roleplaying Games Aren’t Just for Nerds

Everyone’s got this mental image of a group of nerds playing Dungeons and Dragons.

It’s straight out of a Chick Tract: dim lighting, pretending to cast spells, in a basement with your friends, waiting for a pizza to be delivered. Good times. Roleplaying games have come a long way from their start in the . . . → Read More: Roleplaying Games Aren’t Just for Nerds