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Erotic Inspiration

It can be very easy to get stuck in a rut, erotically.

You know how you can do your nightly routine, brush your teeth, put on your pj’s, jump into bed, and then jerk off? And how every single night you use the exact same fantasy to get your nightly nut? Erotic. Rut. Clearly . . . → Read More: Erotic Inspiration

Sensual Cocksucker

Are you a sensual cocksucker?

An awful lot of the sluts for a nice big cock who call me are very greedy and hungry for cock. They act like they’re starving for dick, cum, and the experience of being made to suck cock. There is nothing sensual in what they’reĀ  looking for. And that, . . . → Read More: Sensual Cocksucker

Summer Swim Fun by the Pool

In the hot Texas summers, I do love to take the time for some summer swim fun and games.

There’s something just so relaxing about being able to put on a cute one piece, or a bikini, and go hang by the pool to drive the boys wild. And wouldn’t you just love to . . . → Read More: Summer Swim Fun by the Pool

Sensual Tantra in Kink

There are a lot of tools in my kit, but by far one of the most versatile is sensual Tantra.

I’ve written about Tantra before, but it bears a repeat: while you may think of Tantra and imagine Sting and his epic six-hour fucking marathons, the real practice is very different. In the West, . . . → Read More: Sensual Tantra in Kink

Submit To Me and Worship

Why do I want you to both submit to me and worship?

Because those are two different actions, silly. Submission is putting your own will as secondary to someone else’s, namely, mine. Worship is to revere, to view with awe and reverence. It’s possible to be both reverent and refuse to submit. I’m greedy, . . . → Read More: Submit To Me and Worship

Slutty Sexy Happy New Year!

All I want for you in 2018 is that you have the slutty sexy happy new year you deserve.

That’s right. Leave everything else on the side, and drill down to brass tacks here. You deserve to be slutty sexy, and happy! No matter what else is going on, no matter how bad and . . . → Read More: Slutty Sexy Happy New Year!

Sex Party 2018

That’s right, I’m hosting a sex party for New Years!

And you’re not invited. Aw, I know, that’s so mean of me, but let’s be real here: would you want to attend any sex party that had ~you~ as a guest? One of the hallmarks of my sex parties is that they’re very exclusive, . . . → Read More: Sex Party 2018

Erotic Audio Linkspam

That’s right, bitches, I’m gonna spam you!

It’s been a while since I last gave you a round-up of all my lovely erotic audios, so here’s your chance to collect a huge pile of awesome erotic vocal stylings. I know some of you love to hear literally every word I utter, so here’s a . . . → Read More: Erotic Audio Linkspam

Teased Cock For Mistress

The best thing about you is your hungry teased cock.

I love seeing you so horny and turned on that the only thing you can think about is your desperate need to cum. Knowing that you’ve gotten into such a state, and all at my whim, is a huge thrill for me. Your teased . . . → Read More: Teased Cock For Mistress

Tease and Delayed Orgasm: Your Mistress’ Favorite!

I know I’ve told you before, but seriously, tease and delayed orgasm is my actual favorite game to play.

I really love to get you so horny and turned on that you can’t think straight. There’s just something about it that tickles me; maybe it’s because when you’re that desperate for release you become . . . → Read More: Tease and Delayed Orgasm: Your Mistress’ Favorite!