As you probably already know, I had some computer problems in October.
My poor old workhorse of a laptop died the death. I mean, it cratered, and cratered hard. It was a five year old laptop! In laptop years, that thing was ancient. My tech guy came over and looked at it and informed me that I’d clearly used it a lot, because the little finger guide bumps on the J and F keys were worn off.
My Sexy Pet brought me a new laptop to replace the old one.
A lovely pet picked it for me from my wishlist. I’ll freely admit that the gamer in me was lusting after the gaming laptop with the solid state drive. But this one is perfect! It’s not a doorstop!
To celebrate getting this computer up and running, I spent the day making brand new audios for you all!
It’s such a relief to be able to sit and just work, on a machine that doesn’t hiccup, freeze and turn itself off for a break when it feels like it. I marathon’d a set of audios, and here they are:
I hope you all enjoy the fruits of the new, better, functioning laptop as much as I enjoyed recording them for you!
Dearest Harper,I thank you and my cock thanks you for posting new audios.Your voice is like the flute of a cobra charmer….it coaxes my idle cock from my jeans everytime…..and makes it rise,stand firmly in a sweet salute.
Excellent, Rod! That’s my goal.
Like the Pied Piper, I want to drive men wild with my sexy ways, and lead you all along the road to total submission and utter obedience to me.
mmm.
Ms Harper I actually had the pleasure of hearing these sexy audios that you did because they are now posted on cock radio and let me just say not only are you hot as fuck on the phone but you do some of the best sexy audios I have ever heard….you could whisper the phone book in my ear and I would surely get a lady boner!!! Yay for new computer yay for sexy audios
Hmm, tempting. I wonder if I could actually make the phone book sexy? OH! The dictionary! I bet I could definitely make the dictionary sexy… 😉
Thank you for the compliment Ms Constance! You have a sexy voice, a great personality, and you’re overall fantastic!
xoxo!
I love the phrase “Mouth Whore”. I’m sorry but I’m going to steal that phrase because I love it that much! Much like Ms. Constance said, you are HOT as Hell! You really should be an early morning or all night Mistress. Your voice just screams night owl Mistress. I absolutely ADORE IT! XOXOX
I am pretty much a night owl, I have to admit. But I like to be awake during the day, too, for the light. If I don’t get enough sunlight, especially in wintertime, I start to droop like a plant. 😛 Plus, I do better art in the sunlight. You should see the bits I did yesterday! I’m thinking of a whole series of awesome…
Constance is right, “you are hot as fuck on the phone” and Simone is right too, “love the phrase Mouth Whore” and your voice just screams night owl! I am already your cum eating mouth whore and would push others outta my way to be the first to kneel and be your pussy licker!
Yum! Thank you!
I can just see you pushing other little lickers out of your way in your eagerness to lick… Would you still be so eager if I had just finished with my bull lover? If I had a pussy all sticky with another man’s cum?
hmm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Your bull lover is the first I would push outta my way! Just YOUR sweetness will suit me just fine, thank you.
(but it was a nice try dear Harper ; ) )
Aw, you caught me! lol!