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Cum Eating For My Amusement

I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to swallow his cum.

Now, I was young, naive, and sexually inexperienced. So I didn’t realize there needed to be some lead up to taking that load of cum. I thought going out for dinner at a nice steak restaurant, having some bacon wrapped asparagus as . . . → Read More: Cum Eating For My Amusement

Nancy Knickers and the Hundred Strokes

I don’t often feature one of my panty perverts here, but just this once I’ll make an exception.

I spoke with Nancy Knickers last night, and got quite an earful about his teeny, tiny clitty! Let me tell you exactly how pathetic poor Nancy is: he was under instructions to beg for permission to . . . → Read More: Nancy Knickers and the Hundred Strokes

Three Tricks to Prolong Your Pleasure

Give me control over your cock

There are at least a million different opinions on how to prolong your pleasure when masturbating.

It can be very tricky figuring out which tip, trick or hint about longer, stronger orgasms is the real deal and which ones are metaphorically full of it. I suppose you . . . → Read More: Three Tricks to Prolong Your Pleasure

On Your Knees, Cocksucker!

You belong on your knees, and you know it.

Naturally you try to deny it, to pretend that you’re a real man, that you don’t dream of being dominated, put in your place and used like the dirty little slut that you are. But let’s be real here; we all know exactly what you . . . → Read More: On Your Knees, Cocksucker!

Sometimes a Queen Needs a Throne

Yes, it’s true: I adore huge cocks.

I love cocks with some heft to them, a good girth, and enough length to really hit all my happy spots. There is something truly fantastic about a real man with a huge, fat cock ready to deeply satisfy me. Seeing that proud dick standing up in . . . → Read More: Sometimes a Queen Needs a Throne

The Ins and Outs of Sucking Cock

So you want to be a good cocksucker… …but you don’t know how to get started.

Never fear lovers of cock, I’ve got all the tips and tricks you’re going to need on your journey towards sucking all the cocks you can handle. You’ve already done the hardest part and admitted to yourself that . . . → Read More: The Ins and Outs of Sucking Cock

Alert: Brand New Audios!

I’ve got a two-fer this time, guys!

From Fetish Fitness and the joys of sweating for my amusement to the wonders of Cock Control Adventures, I’ve got it all. Listen and enjoy!

New Kink Alert: Fetish Fitness!

Tell me what you need.

I’m not talking about having a fetish for people in workout clothes when I say ‘Fetish Fitness’.

While I often have guys tell me they love the look of my ass in yoga pants, and that they’d really enjoy getting to lick my panties after a workout, Fetish . . . → Read More: New Kink Alert: Fetish Fitness!

Fireworks For Harper

This weekend will be hot, and patriotic, and full of fun.

I’m sure everyone’s got fantastic plans for Independence Day; I’m planning to bust out my grill and do some BBQ chicken, corn on the cob and sauted mushrooms. Of course, it’s only now that I realize how, ah, phallic some of my menu . . . → Read More: Fireworks For Harper