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W is for Whine

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on him? Nothing, he just let out a little whine.

But seriously folks, I’ll be here all week! 😉

I think there’s a bit of an art to whining.

Let’s say you’ve got a mean and horrible Mistress, one who really relishes tormenting you and . . . → Read More: W is for Whine

V is for Vibrator

Vibrators are very fun sex toys.

They’re basically a poorly balanced motor that vibrates at a pretty high rate of speed. Some enterprising soul discovered that when you stick that vibrating bit of machinery up against very sensitive body parts, it feels damn good. And a sexual revolution was born. You get dildos with . . . → Read More: V is for Vibrator

Fantasy Time

You weren’t expecting him to be here.

You thought you’d be alone with me tonight, that it would be just the two of us doing naughty things in the silence of the bedroom. His presence is a surprise, adding a touch of tension and uncertainty to the ambiance. Now you don’t know exactly what . . . → Read More: Fantasy Time