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Birthday Mistress

Every Mistress has a birthday, at least once a year.

Mine is coming up in December. I’ll be mumble mumble years old (29!) and am not old. Nope, I’m still young and vital and smart assed and what have you. Honest. Despite my youth, I have a tendency to ignore birthdays. I just don’t . . . → Read More: Birthday Mistress

J is for Jizz

I had to go there! Jizz!

It’s what’s for breakfast.

At least, it is if you want to increase your mental acuity, stamina and strength overall. Now, I have no scientific proof to back any of this up, just anecdata and my own gut intuition, but, I just know that if you eat your . . . → Read More: J is for Jizz

I is for Intensity

What we’re all looking for in life is a little intensity.

Whether we’re looking for it through femdom phone sex, art or extreme sports, Intensity is the name of the game. Those few fleeting moments when we finally feel really, deeply, truly alive. There are a lot of ways we go looking for that . . . → Read More: I is for Intensity

H is for Humiliation

Humiliation is the word of the day.

Whether you’re looking for small penis humiliation, someone to mock your pathetic little life or just the simple joy of being laughed at and shot down, you’ve come to the right place. Or rather, you haven’t ‘cum’ to the right place. If you think you get to . . . → Read More: H is for Humiliation