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Body Worship Tease

You’ve heard the phrase ‘body worship’ before, but I bet you don’t know exactly how I like it.

There’s more to sex than just fucking. It’s been said again and again, and yet I still run into poor sad saps who just don’t get it. They think it’s all about their cock and getting . . . → Read More: Body Worship Tease

Tantric Masturbation: Muladhara

Bow Before Me

There are a few things that will be constants in your life, ever present and unchanging. Your body, your bones, skin and cock will always be with you.

So many people have adverserial relationships with their bodies. You do, after all. You may be surprised how many other . . . → Read More: Tantric Masturbation: Muladhara

Se7en Deadly Sins: Sloth

Oh, this should be a good one! The seven things I don’t do.

Let’s see here… I don’t believe in things that I ‘should’ do. I think that whatever I choose to do in the moment is what I’m going to be doing, and should and should not don’t enter into the question. So, . . . → Read More: Se7en Deadly Sins: Sloth

Under the Seal of the Kinky Confessional

When faggots call me up to confess their desires, they share something deeply intimate and special.

I treasure it when  sad confused little fag calls me to tell me all about his deeply suppressed desire to suck cock. Your hushed voice as you whisper in my ear about what you want, what you need, . . . → Read More: Under the Seal of the Kinky Confessional

Small Penis? Humiliation.

Your wife called me last week.

She asked me for help with a (ahem) small problem. You see, she’s been rather frustrated and unhappy lately, and she just didn’t know what to do or where to turn. Poor dear, she’s just about at the end of her rope and she was really hoping I’d . . . → Read More: Small Penis? Humiliation.

Sex Horoscopes

Once more, dear pervy pals, your weekly sexy kinky guide to the stars. Or your stars guide to your sexy kinky world.

From the top: Aries Taurus and Gemini!

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Be conservative with money this week, because that skanky ho you picked up last night may be not such . . . → Read More: Sex Horoscopes

Wrath of the Mistress

Day 3 of the Se7en Deadly Sins Meme

I’ve been working on the seven deadly sins, moving through them like a snake through water and really getting in touch with my inner (and outer) lil’ devil. And this particular sin? Shit, son. I am familiar with wrath. I’m in intimate touch with my wrathful . . . → Read More: Wrath of the Mistress

Cocksucker

The first time you kneel will always stay with you.

The hard floor under your knees, the breathless anticipation, the way you wonder fleetingly if this will change you forever. You’ll always have this in your mind, forever. This is one memory that time will not steal from you. The first time you sink . . . → Read More: Cocksucker

You wish you were a girl, you sissy crossdresser you.

“…but secretly, you want to know what it’s like” Madonna

You do, don’t you. You want to know what it’s like to be a girl.

Even if you kinda secretly think being a girl is degrading, like the song says, even if you think it would make you weak and small and pathetic, you . . . → Read More: You wish you were a girl, you sissy crossdresser you.

I control your cock

Give me control over your cock

I want to own your cock.

Actually, let me rephrase that: I want to own every inch of you. Your skin, your bones, your cock, your cum, your mind, your heart and every iota of energy you possess. All of everything that makes you, you. . . . → Read More: I control your cock