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Sexy Weekend With Constance

I had a lovely sexy weekend with Mistress Constance, and none of you noticed!

I ran away late Saturday evening and met up with Constance for a hot, steamy, sexy weekend get away. We spent the entire weekend lazing around, naked and enjoying ourselves. Repeatedly. I just bet you wish you Sexy Weekend with Harper 800 356 6169could have been a fly on the wall, with a great view of exactly what we got up to. Too bad for you, you weren’t there and you didn’t get to witness it all. So sad.

If you could have seen our sexy weekend, you would have been so turned on by it.

That’s what I like about getting to play with Constance. She’s endlessly inventive and creative, and ten kinds of fantastic fun in the sack. We didn’t even do anything especially kinky! Just good old fashioned fucking, and touching, and rubbing, and spending lots of time together lazing around in bed. If you’ve ever watched a really good lesbian porn, it was like that. Back and forth, over and over…

Sexy Weekend with ConstanceWould you like to be a part of our sexy weekend next time?

Maybe if you beg and plead, we’ll be moved to let you watch us together. Or maybe we’ll make you wait in the other room, condemned to listen but not see. Or maybe we’ll even let you join in!

Don’t forget to join me tonight, Sunday the 22nd, at 11 pm for more sexy weekend fun and games with Whore School!

 


 

Whore School Catch Up

We’re coming up on the fourth lesson, so it’s time for a Whore School catch up post!

As you know, I’ve joined the Cock Radio lineup with Whore School. You can join me every Sunday night at 11 pm EST for an hour long discussion of sex, sexuality, and other adult topics. If you can, I’d highly recommend jumping in on the discussion via our Community Kink chatroom.

Whore School on Cock Radio 80 356 6169Where did we start with Whore School?

We began with the Dirty Slut/Innocent Virgin dichotomy, and how Puritanical ideas about sexual behavior have resonated through to today. We also discussed how to build yourself a set of ethics around sexual behavior that is not dependent on anything other than logic and rationality. Because logic and rationality are sexy, that’s why.

Lesson Two Whore School catch up!

I tackled the Artificial Construct of Virginity. The hymen is not what you think it is, when it’s torn (ow) it heals, and if you manage to be so bad at sex that you hurt your partner non-consensual-ish you deserve to be donkey kicked by your partner. I also delved into genotype, phenotype, karyotype and how all that relates to the so-called ‘bathroom bills’.

The third Whore School class was all about relationships.

I tackled Polyamory, Sacred Sex, and Swinging. We did a drive past jealousy, and went over the nature of humans in relationships. Multiple call backs to previous lessons, including the reminder that we engage in intimate behaviors in order to strengthen relationships, so assuming that sexual behavior can be divorced from emotion is one sure fire way to wind up disappointed.

So what’s on deck for tonight’s Whore School?Whore School AnatomyWhore School Anatomy

Anatomy!

Can you say “epididymis?” How about “clitoris?” Don’t worry, we’re going to talk about the real names for all the naughty bits, and we’re going to go over how to maintain your fun zone. Because why talk anatomy and leave out how to take care of it?

Tune in tonight for Whore School, 11 pm EST on Spreaker.


 

Touch Yourself For Mistress: Masturbation May is Here!

It’s time for you to touch yourself for your Mistress!

Touch Yourself for Masturbation May 800 601 7259It’s May, bitches, and you know what that means: lots of masturbation and hand fucking. For Masturbation May we have a whole metric ton of fun events for you to participate in, and all of them are dirty. We want you to write smut for our erotica contest: bonus points if you get me wet with your dirty stories! We also want to keep track of exactly what kind of a stroker slut you are by monitoring how many Mistresses you visit as well as how long you masturbate with us. You get bragging rights as well as swag, for all your efforts to touch yourself for your Mistress.

To get you in the mood for all this touching, and rubbing, and moaning, and groaning: Touch Yourself For Me!

I want you to get nice and comfortable. That’s right, just lay back, spread your legs, and settle in. It’s Masturbation May, so that’s exactly what you’re going to do for me. You’re going to masturbate, touch yourself, rub all over that cock and balls for me. Take your time, get nice and hard, don’t hold back… except, yeah, hold back. This is Masturbation May, not Orgasm October! Masturbate, not Milking that Prostate, just touch yourself for me. Again and again. Remember the Edging Instructions? Let’s turn that up to 11 this month.

Touch yourself.

Think of me, ¬†watching you. Show off for me, you know I’m an exhibitionist and a voyeur, so go ahead. Masturbate this spring, enjoy the lust and the horniness… I want it to build up in you all month long, until you are so horny and lustful that you can’t think straight. I want you to touch yourself for me every day, frequently throughout the day. You’re going to need to invest in high quality lube to keep from chafing that dick raw with all the touching and rubbing you’re going to do. Keep track of your edges for me, and let me know how desperate you are for me.

You can even touch yourself while you listen to my show on Cock Radio.

Whore School on Cock Radio 80 356 6169 Touch Yourself!Tune in Sundays at 11 pm EST live at Whore School on Spreaker. Touch yourself while I discuss Sexual Orientation and Attraction on May 8.

Follow along the Masturbation May Train to Mistress Pheonix!


 

Dirty Slut on Whore School via Spreaker – Listen Now!

Last Sunday I debuted Whore School on Spreaker with a discussion of ethics in sex. The dichotomy between the Dirty Slut and the Sweet Virgin was the starting point.

Whore School on Cock Radio 80 356 6169I used the Whore Slut vs. Innocent Virgin post as my starting point and off we went from there. Live listeners were able to join me via chat in our Community Kink Chatroom, and they had a lot of fun throwing me off topic repeatedly. I’d like to thank Castaway, Wd and Jemmie for helping keep the conversation going, although the discussion of clown sex really threw me for a loop. Guys? Why were you talking about the sexual habits of clowns?

If you missed the Dirty Slut premiere live, don’t worry, because you can listen to the recorded podcast!

I’m gonna go ahead and apologize for the awkward start, the pauses, and the times where I clearly got distracted by the antics in the chatroom. All that aside, I think Whore School is off to a fantastic start!


I’ve got a long thinky post for the Whore School coming up, and I think you guys will enjoy it. Stay tuned for the Artificial Construct of Virginity and Sacred Sex, followed by the live show on Sunday at 11 pm EST. on Cock Radio. I hope you’ll join me live in the chatroom for some educated rambling about fucking.

 


 

Humiliate Yourself To Please Your Mistress

I got on a royal tear about how I want you to humiliate yourself for me, over at the Humiliation Bootcamp.

I think you should go over there and follow my directions, because humility is good for the soul. I believe it’s when your ego gets involved in things that you wind up making the most egregious mistakes in life. You start thinking you’re all that and a bag of chips, and pretty soon you’re just a big puffed up bag of wind, or worse, a politician. Remembering that you’re not as awesome as you think you are is the first step towards true humility and a more humane bearing in life. So, humiliate yourself for me, for the good of your own being.

While I did come up with a great way to embarrass yourself for the Bootcamp, there are lots of ways you can amuse me.

Most women don’t enjoy unsolicited dick pics. However, I do! I want to see your junk because nine times out of ten I find it hilarious!!! I know I’m not the only one out there. After all, there’s a place online where you can submit your dick pic for critique. They’re not as mean as I can be about it. They’re more artistically critical: looking at lighting and framing and focus, and so on. I tend to focus more on the prick itself, finding humor in that pathetic thing that you’re so proud of. So feel free to send me dick pics: harper.enchantrix@gmail.com. I need a good laugh!

Whore School on Cock Radio 80 356 6169You can humiliate yourself for me tonight.

Call me to confess the dirtiest, nastiest fantasy you’ve ever had, so I can enjoy your very obvious embarrassment. Email me your cock print, as I directed you in the Bootcamp post, or just your sad dick pic! Sing a humiliating song about how pathetic and weak you are, or write a sonnet to memorialize your own foibles. Whatever would make you blush the most, I want to witness it all.

Don’t forget to tune into Whore School on Cock Radio this Sunday at 11 pm EST.


 

Whore School on Cock Radio

I’m taking the plunge, after much consideration, and taking Whore School to the Cock.

Cock Radio, that is. Yes, darlings, I’ve finally found an idea that holds my attention for more than just a week or two: Whore School. And because I’m so passionate about it, I’m taking it to a new venue for . . . → Read More: Whore School on Cock Radio


 

Whore Slut vs Innocent Virgin: Whore School In Session

All right, let’s get this session of Whore School underway! Today’s topic: Whore Slut vs Innocent Virgin.

At the heart of our society’s relationship with sex lies a dichotomy. Most of our societal and cultural structures can be broken down into binary pairs; adult/child, male/female, productive/unproductive… so it makes sense that we’d also break . . . → Read More: Whore Slut vs Innocent Virgin: Whore School In Session


 

The Legend of the Golden Pork Chop: Guest Post by Brighton

 

My Pork Chop Brings All The Fredischay! 1-800-601-6975

Amazingly enough, this post is not about food, no. It’s about the golden pork chop challenge on the sims 3. You’ve played it right? Well basically it starts as an easter egg hunt, with a lot of confusion – and expletives in simlish – . . . → Read More: The Legend of the Golden Pork Chop: Guest Post by Brighton


 

Erotic Story Time: The Siren

I heard an old erotic story, disguised as a Greek Myth.

There’s an erotic story and myth that sailors know, about the Siren, and her voice. The myth goes like this: Once upon a time there was an island in the middle of the sea, and on that island lived beautiful, lonely women. They . . . → Read More: Erotic Story Time: The Siren


 

My Guest Blogs So Far This Month

Tell me what you need.

Let’s do a round up for what’s out there so far: my guest blogs have gotten wide readership!

But I think you guys here at the home blog deserve to see where I’ve written guest blogs around the LDW Network. Wait until you see what I wrote this . . . → Read More: My Guest Blogs So Far This Month