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Embrace Your Ass

It’s time to embrace the bum!

That’s right, I want you to fully embrace your ass. No fear, no revulsion, none of this pussy ass whining about how you’re afraid or grossed out or any of that useless crap. Oh, no, darling, the time is here to fully explore all things anal. Far too many of you twee motherfuckers are shy about the asshole, and it’s time for this to end. Get your gloves out if you’re fastidious, and reach for the good lube, because we’re going to explore your sweet ass.

Don’t fear the anus!

Harper 1 800 356 6169 embrace your assYour ass has so many lovely nerves that are just begging to be played with. I’m not talking about full on penetration (yet), just about that sweet rosebud. Embrace your ass and get to know your anus: the pudendal nerve branches to provide sensation to both the anus as well as the clitoris/penis! For male bodies, the anus is the doorway to the prostate gland, that most wondrous and pleasurable little nubbin; for female bodies, the arms of the inner structure of the clitoris reach all the way back to the anus, wrapping gently around it to provide even more wonderful stimulation. There can be little doubt that the anus is a sweet storm of pleasure and bliss, if you’re brave enough to embrace it with some anal masturbation.

For penetration, your ass is the best ever!

Gentlemen, let me introduce you to pegging: the act of being penetrated via dildo by one’s female partner. That’s right, it’s totally a thing, and one you should explore post haste. Ladies, your asshole is like a pussy with no back, it just goes on and on. The only thing you need to be aware of when you embrace your ass as a means for penetrative sex is that you’re gonna need to add lubrication and take it easy at first. Play with the lovely sensations of the anus itself, then delve a little deeper and go whole deep dickin’. If you’re shy about the inevitable mess, use a condom and just toss it when you’re done: no muss, no fuss.

Embrace your ass!

It’s fun, it’s good for you, and hot damn it feels fantastic. Go for it, today!

Edging Stroke Techniques

When it comes to edging stroke techniques, I like the ones that almost work best.

What do I mean by that? Simple. When you sit down to wank one out, you go for the most efficient and pleasurable stroke possible, to get to the orgasm as fast as you possibly can. For me, that’s really boring. I don’t want you to cum in two minutes flat, I want to draw things out and make you my personal stroker bitch for as long as possible! So, some edging stroke techniques that feel really good but not quite good enough is the perfect technique for me!

Here’s my top three edging stroke techniques, designed to make your torment last a good long time.

edging stroke techniques 800 356 6169Edging stroke technique number three involves controlling the speed and pressure to prolong your suffering and desire to orgasm. A nice loose fist, barely closed on your cock, and a glacial stroke rate combine to drive you to the absolute edge of frustrated desire. The key here is to be patient and just let the desire build. This technique is great for an hour or two of edging fun; combine it with some porn or teasing talk, and you’ve got a slow build that leaves you eventually begging for more. More contact, more speed, more anything as long as I let you finally cum for me.

Technique number two on the edging stroke technique best of list takes a fantastic stroke for ramping up the desire and subverts it into a teasing onslaught that cannot be denied. Normally, I’d have you make an almost too tight fist, and then only use your hips to fuck your hand. For edging games, however, I’m gonna have you fuck nice and slow, and just maintain that wonderful edge of orgasm bliss for me. I have to admit that what I like about this one is the eventual stutter in your hip thrust as you fight to maintain control over that orgasm.

My hands down favorite edging stroke technique is diabolical, I’ll give you that. But, it’s also a whole lot of fun, as well as stupid simple. In a nutshell, stroke until you’re hard, then stop. From that point on, you can only use the tip of one finger, only on the head of your cock, and you must only move slowly. This one relies on a partial excitement of the nerve endings in your cock. Try it now, on the back of your own hand. Barely touching, only the pad of one fingertip, tiny slow circles. Doesn’t matter what part of your skin you do this on, pretty soon you’ll be just itching to replace that too gentle not enough touch with something more robust. On your cock, this sensation ramps up to 11 and you’ll be begging to cum in no time.

What’s your favorite edging stroke technique? Tell me about it in the comments!

 

Sissy Cocksucker

Deep down you know you’re a sissy cocksucker.

No matter how hard you try to deny it, you know the truth. You are a sissy cocksucker, and you crave cock in your mouth. Now, you can tell me all about how you only want to suck a cock sometimes, or you’re not really that into it, but the bulge in your pants tells me a totally different story. You’re definitely a sissy, because, well, just look at you! Panties, lip gloss, and that certain something that just screams sissy. As for the cocksucker part? You’re a sissy, of course you want to suck dick!

sissy cocksucker 800 356 6169Sissy cocksucker that you are, I know you secretly want a man to put you where you belong.

It’s not enough that you know you’re a sissy cocksucker, and I know you’re a cock loving fag, you need a real man to know all this too. Without the active participation of a real alpha male, your sissy cocksucker fantasies will never really come to fruition! And that’s a damn shame. Because since you’re such a sissy, so terribly weak and limp wristed, you’re also utterly frightened of a real man. The sight of a real man, with his hairy chest and huge cock, makes you practically faint and go weak in the knees. You’d never be enough of a, pardon the phrase, man to go up to him and ask for what you need.

Silly sissy cocksuckers like you need a Mistress to facilitate your cocksucking dreams.

You need me to be the go between for you. To walk right up to that manly man and tell him that there’s a sissy cocksucker just dreaming of making his huge man meat pulse right into a faggot’s mouth. You’ll never find the balls to do it, so it falls to your Mistress, as usual. Never fear, sissy dear, I’ll find you the perfect cock to suck and worship, and I’ll set everything up. Just show up at my place around nine, and I’ll have him on the couch for you to kneel in front of and go to work.

 

Cuckold to a Big Cock

If you’ve got a tiny pecker, I bet you’ve thought about being a cuckold to a big cock.

See, it’s not hot if your wife runs out to fuck a dude with a little pricklet like yours. Where’s the fun in that? Obviously she’s your hot wife, the object of your every sexual fantasy, and clearly other men find her attractive. But the meat on the bones of this fantasy centers around a real man, a super ‘alpha’ of a dude, with a truly humongous cock. That rarest of specimens, a hyper masculine near-fantasy object himself: Alpha Male Big Cock. And that’s the only possible man that could truly make you into a cuckold to a big cock, and bring out the cuckold humiliation for you.

800 601 7259 lube for every occasionWhat is a cuckold?

The dictionary definition of a cuckold is to either be the husband to an adulteress, or to have been made into a cuckold by a man who has sex with your wife. You become a cuckold not by any action of your own, but through the willful fucking of your wife by some other dude. She’s barely a participant here! It’s the other dude that’s important, and I find that utterly fascinating, to be quite honest. It’s almost as though you have some deeply sublimated desire to be with another man, sexually, but can’t quite bring yourself to be a participant even in your fantasy, so you use your wife as a placeholder… You yearn to be a cuckold to a big cock, or better yet, to just go ahead and submit to the ideal masculine man.

The elements of the cuckold fantasy are so much fun to play with.

This is why, if you call me up and even hint that you’re interested in the cuckold fantasy trope, I’m going to ‘accidentally’ sway towards the version that works best for me. In my world, the woman becomes an active participant, she wants that big cock possibly even more than you do. She’s active, she goes looking for it… And once she finds it, she discovers exactly what effect that big dick has on you! If you’re a cuckold to a big cock, you’re going to participate in the act. I like to take a dash of female domination, cuckold fantasies, small penis humiliation, and cocksucking (my favorite!) and mix them all together into a heady stew that will end with you on your knees, sucking a huge cock while your wife looks on.

Lube For Every Occasion

There is a lube for every occasion!

That’s right, I’m about to educate you about the wide wonderful world of slippery fun lube! There’s so many different sorts of lube out there it’s easy to become confused. That trip to the sex store seems so fun, until you’re faced with the eternal question: what the fuck do I need with fifteen billion kinds of sex lube?! There’s a reason there’s so many different sorts of lube out there, so buckle up while I expound!

800 601 7259 lube for every occasionWhat do you use water based lube for?

Water based lube is a fantastic multi-purpose lube for every occasion! Like the name implies, it’s mostly water. Water based lube comes in a wide array of flavors, blends, and varieties, but all you really need to know is that it’s safe for use with latex condoms, won’t degrade your high end silicone sex toys, and, if you opt for the glycerin free varieties, won’t leave you with any issues with itchy yeast. Practically perfect in every way, it even washes out of the sheets easily! What’s not to love about water based lube?!!!

Well, silicone based lube would like to have a moment to shine.

All the ways that water based lube could be deemed a lube for every occasion also apply to silicone based lubes. There’s a few caveats that apply to silicone that don’t apply to water based, however. You cannot use silicone based lube on silicone sex toys, and it doesn’t wash out easily. BUT! Silicone based lube lasts a whole lot longer and is much more slick and smooth than water based lube. Silicone based lube also doesn’t wash off your skin easily, which means it’s perfect for water games! Feel up to some fun in the pool or hot tub? Silicone based lube is the answer!

But wait, there’s more!

I can’t really say that oil based lube is a lube for every occasion, because it’s a bit more specific in it’s use. Oil based lube will absolutely break down latex condoms! That’s a problem, a huge one. That said, for what it does, it does really damn well. If you’re looking for the perfect lube for your ass, you’ve found it. Provided you and your partner aren’t worried about disease or infection transmission, and are going to be doing ‘butt stuff’, oil based lube is your new best friend. It lasts forever and a day, is thicker and stays put well, and, for anal sex, it’s the best option for ease of use.

There you have it! A lube for every occasion!

Pick the venue and what you’re going to be doing, and now you know which lube to reach for. I hope you all have lots of slippery fun with your new knowledge!

Sissy Nail Polish

Gurls, have I got a new thing for you to play with! Take your sissy nail polish game to the next level, stat!

We all know that sissies love nail polish and lipstick and getting to be such a sweet horny slut. Well, there’s more to your nail game than just plain pink pretty . . . → Read More: Sissy Nail Polish

Want to be Mistress’s Slut

Do you want to be Mistress’s slut, but just don’t know how?

Let the experienced ladies of LDW guide you into true, utter sluttiness and depraved perversion. That’s right, if you want to be Mistress’s slut, but are just lost and confused about how to go about it, you’re at least in the right . . . → Read More: Want to be Mistress’s Slut

Cock Radio Anniversary Marathon

It’s time for the Cock Radio Anniversary Marathon!

It’s been ten whole years that Cock Radio’s been bringing you only the finest in perverted and amazing erotic live entertainment via internet radio. Can you imagine that?! All the finest stroking and jerk off material, and we’ve been doing it for a decade, on air, . . . → Read More: Cock Radio Anniversary Marathon

Erotic Audio A Palooza

And now for something completely different: all the erotic audios you might have missed!

Let’s start with a gem from last month: Psychic Mistress. Ever call one of those psychic lines? Did you wind up feeling unheard, invisible, as though they didn’t really connect with you? You won’t have that problem with me, because . . . → Read More: Erotic Audio A Palooza

Chastity Challenge For The Summer

Let’s try a Chastity Challenge for the summer!

You read that right, I want to set up a Chastity Challenge for you! I bet you can’t remain chaste for me, because you’re a pathetic stroker addicted to your own cock. In fact, you’re so hooked on masturbation that you couldn’t even refrain from stroking . . . → Read More: Chastity Challenge For The Summer