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Cum Eating Instructions Simplified

If you listened to last week’s Whore School, you may now be curious about Cum Eating Instructions.

Never fear, for I am here to both create and nurture your new fetish for cum eating! Let’s start with a little review, shall cum eating instructions with Whore School on Cock Radio 80 356 6169 sissy basicswe? Cum Eating is a fetish for licking up a load of jizz. I know several of my long time readers have this fetish (hi D! hi DickBreath!), and I’m certain there’s quite a few lurkers who may be nursing a case of the curiosities. Cum eating is a very common fetish to have, so if you’re wondering about what it’d be like to slurp up a load, don’t worry about whether this is weird or odd or unusual. My cum eating instructions can help you explore this kink!

You know what cum eating is, so what’s cum eating instructions?

Once you’re curious about eating a load of jizz, it’s very, very, VERY common to try to lick it up and then fail, utterly. Some eager eaters manage to eat a load on the first try! They’re very lucky, and clearly born to lick up cum. Most people have internalized our societies taboo against eating a load of cum (or anything else that comes from our bodies) to the point that they really have a hard time managing to eat a load, or even taste their own jizz. That’s where cum eating instructions come in. Cum eating instructions are just a set of instructions that you follow to help you actually lick up cum!

Here’s my Cum Eating Instructions, Simplified:

  • Step One: masturbate as usual. When you orgasm, catch your cum in a container with a lid. Refrigerate your cum, and make sure to ~clearly label~ the container as something no one else should eat. That’s yours!
  • Step Two: when you’re feeling horny again, get out your saved cum. Microwave a larger container of water until it’s not quite boiling, then float your saved cum container in the hot water to warm up the load. Don’t microwave your cum!
  • Step Three: masturbate, again. This time, BEFORE you orgasm, while you’re still horny, scoop up some of your warmed saved cum and taste it. Keep tasting and stroking, until you either eat it all or blow your load.

Three steps to eat your own cum!

If all else fails, you can always call me for one on one cum eating instructions. I can tweak and tailor the instructions to fit your individual needs. But one way or another, by gosh, you’re going to satisfy that curiosity and eat a load of cum for me!

Winter Holidays are Cumming!

Join the Reindeer Games and win big prizes for your big calls. And if you’re feeling generous, my wishlist is right here, and could use some love.

Enchanting Reindeer Game

GET READY TO PLAY OUR ENCHANTING REINDEER GAME!

Time to celebrate the holidays with our Enchanting Reindeer Game! It’s easy and fun to play. Call our dispatchers and tell them you want to sign up to play. Give us your name and an email address so we can let you know if you win a prize. We’ll put you on our Naughty Boy List. Then call and talk to the mistress of your choice during the contest.

The caller who does the most minutes over all during this time will get a great prize. The caller who does the longest call in one unbroken call will also win a prize. Runners up will receive smaller prizes.

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Here are the simple rules:

  1. The contest starts Saturday, Dec. 3 at 12:01 AM and ends Sunday, Dec. 11 at 11:59 PM. All times are East Coast time.Calls may be done with any ETE of your choice, subject to her availability.
  2. You must register to participate in the contest by telling the dispatcher and giving her your name and email address. Your email will be kept confidential and used ONLY for communications relating to this contest.
  3. Callers may pre-register at any time prior to the start of the contest, or may register during the contest period.
  4. Only paid minutes will count toward contest minutes.
  5. Each caller’s total call time for the entire time of the contest will be aggregated after the end of the contest. You do not have to talk with the same ETE each time in order for your time to be counted. There will also be a contest for the longest individual call during the game. The longest individual call must be done with one mistress without any interruption.
  6. Winners will be advised of their win and prize via email during the week following the contest.
  7. Where applicable, prizes will be shipped to you once you provide a shipping address.
  8. All decisions as to prizes are final.
  9. A list of total times, excluding any caller identifying information, will be available if you wish to review it after prizewinners have been notified.
  10. Have loads of fun! Happy Holidays!

Free Guided Erotic Meditation

I’ve got a special gift for you! A free guided erotic meditation audio!

One of the trickiest things about getting started with erotic meditation is just… getting started. Knowing how to relax, how to get ‘in the mood’, and how to simply begin to focus one’s mind on the erotic bliss of being is a learned skill that not everyone has acquired. Luckily for you, I’ve spent over a decade meditating and learning to focus my mind and spirit within my body, and I’m willing to help guide you along your path!

free guided erotic mediation 800 601 7259 SpanksgivingYou can listen to the  anytime you need it.

I highly recommend listening before you start any masturbation session, as this specific erotic meditation is geared towards just helping you get into the right headspace. Make sure you’re comfortable, that none of your clothes are too tight or constricting, and that you have the time needed to devote to your practice. Sit back, relax, and enjoy!

Your free guided erotic meditation!

 

Erotic Meditation and Tantra for Beginners

One of the most interesting and misunderstood types of guided masturbation is the erotic meditation.

Most of the time, when someone comes to me and says they want to experience erotic meditation, what they mean is they want a trippy, dreamy, laid back guided masturbation session with some Zen-ish embellishments on top. What ~I~ say when I talk about erotic meditation is rather different. Please keep in mind that I practice Buddhism and Tantra, so I’m not coming at these practices from the point of view of a dabbler or dilletante, but of a Practitioner who’s spent over a decade working on and with these energies.

 erotic meditation books 800 356 6169Erotic meditation and the practice of Tantra is not exactly all about the sexual.

It’s in there, don’t get me wrong. But, that’s not the be all and end all of Tantra. A lot of people hear “Tantra” and start thinking about Sting’s six hour erection and love-making sessions, and then they get caught in that idea and miss what Tantra can really do. Yes, you too can court permanent damage to your penis with Tantra, but you could also discover a deeper relationship with yourself and your loved ones, and with the world at large. You could even wind up experiencing a moment of Nirvana that changes your experienced life forever.

Tantra and erotic mediation is about life and your experience of it.

Let’s use a more archaic definition of ‘erotic’ for a moment. Audre Lorde’s essay on The Erotic is well worth the read, and can be encapsulated thus: “It is an inspiring sense of fulfillment, pleasure and completion, that can infiltrate every area of life, including the bedroom, allowing one to live a life of wholeness and profound satisfaction.” That sense of bodily physical erotic energy is what Tantra seeks to evoke.

“This Tantric vision of being is not an escape from what we actually are; at the kitchen sink; in the office; on the factory floor. The raw texture of whatever reality it is that we live every day has to be our practice.” ~ Spectrum of Ecstasy

Erotic meditation is about the body. It’s about your bones and your blood, your skin and your experience in your body. No matter what you’re doing with your body! Whether you’re sitting at a desk working on a report, reading a book of poetry, cooking dinner, or finding a willing body to fuck tonight, you can be in an erotic meditation throughout.

There is a lot of positive gain to be found in the practice of Tantra, and in erotic Whore School on Cock Radio 80 356 6169 sissy basicsmeditation.

Being more in touch with your body can help you feel more grounded, sane, and can help reduce stress. Feeling your mind and your body working together to create your experience, especially with the help of an experienced guide, can be revelatory. I highly encourage everyone to try meditation! I will warn you, our Western minds have trouble in the beginning, which is why gurus, guides, and meditation leaders are common and recommended for first time meditators. First time practitioners of Tantra especially need to seek out a guide, as the experience can be overwhelming without guidance!

Gazing, we do not see it
We call it silence

Reaching, we do not grasp it
We call it intangible

But here…we spin through it
Electric, silent, subtle

~Timothy Leary, Psychedelic Prayers

Join me on Whore School for an hour long episode on Erotic Meditation and Tantra, including a special guided meditation at the half hour. Listen on demand anytime after the live show, and remember that you can listen live each and every Sunday at 11 pm Eastern.

Listen to “Whore School Lesson Twenty Six: Erotic Meditation and Tantra” on Spreaker.

 

Spanksgiving

With the end of October, we’re entering the most wonderful time of the year: Spanksgiving!

Between Halloween and Thanksgiving is the 24 days of Spanksgiving, a holiday that I just now made up for you. I decided to take a once a year fun kink event featuring spankings and corporeal punishment games and expand it out to a three and a half week extravaganza!

Tease Slut 800 601 7259 SpanksgivingSpanksgiving is all about the butt.

I want to lead you on an exploration of the ass, the butt, the flank, and the prostate. You’re going to get all the anal attention you can handle and then some. That’s right, I expect to play that asshole like a lute and have you singing the Spanksgiving Anthem. You’re going to be an ass slut by the time the Macy’s Parade ends on Thanksgiving Day.

Let’s start with a nice rousing over the knee spanking.

While I know I can’t really be there with you right now, you can still have the OTK experience of my dreams, and spank yourself for Mistress. Start by setting up a couple of pillows on your bed, nice and firm ones if you’ve got them. Next, I’d prefer if you grabbed yourself a good old fashioned wood backed hair brush, but your own bare hand will do (although you’ll tire out too soon.) Drop trou and undies and spread yourself over those pillows, ass up. Get comfy, just like you’d do over my lap. Now, let’s begin with something easy and very do-able, something even a spanking novice can succeed with. Five swats per ass cheek, and then masturbate for me.

Happy Spanksgiving! We’re going to have so much fun together.

Sissy Basics and Essentials on Whore School

For all my sissies out there struggling with their sissy basics and essential sissy stuff, Whore School has you covered!

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Makeup for Sissies

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Brand New Audios You May Have Missed

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Female Led Relationships and the Consent of the Governed

I would personally never be in anything other than a female led relationship.

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Sissy Panties for Comfort and Ease

Let’s discuss panties for sissies.

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