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Masturbation For Your Health

Never doubt that you can enjoy masturbation for your health.

There are a lot of health benefits that come along with wanking one off, as I’m sure you know. Oh, you didn’t realize that it was healthy to spank the monkey? Well, are you in for a surprise. Of course it’s healthy to masturbate! In fact, studies show that you should masturbate at least three times every week, but more is better. Masturbation for your health should be your new hobby.

When you masturbate for your health, you’re doing your future self a favor!

800 356 6169 masturbation for your healthMasturbation to orgasm provides a lot of health benefits, from lowering your blood pressure to reducing your chances of developing prostate cancer. In the short term, masturbation increases endorphin levels in your brain, which help to elevate your mood and reduce tension. Masturbation can also help your short term memory, as well as just generally making you more pleasant to be around.

Long term health benefits of masturbation derive from the cumulative effects of wanking off every day. If you keep your prostate gland nice and massaged and emptied out on a regular basis, you’re less likely to wind up with prostate cancer. Playing with yourself, and with your ass, can help prevent cancer! You should go jerk off right now, just in case.

I’d like to encourage everyone to masturbate for your health today.

Remember that when you masturbate, it doesn’t matter how long it takes, or how much pleasure it brings you, so go ahead and have a quick two minute ruined orgasm. The health benefits are the same as if you edged for three hours and then came fully and hard. That’s why I like to mix ruined orgasms into my chastity and tease and denial sessions. All the health benefits of orgasm and masturbation, plus you’re still horny and frustrated at the end!

 

 

Stroker de Mayo

Down here in Texas, Cinco de Mayo is a big holiday.

Tiny history lesson for the gringos in the audience: Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day. Oh no, it’s much more important to America than that. You see, France was trying to cut through Mexico (annexing along the way) in order to go to the aid of the Confederacy during the American Civil War. Mexico defeated the French invasion, thereby denying the traitor states of the Confederacy the aid of the French army, and arguably turning the tide of the Civil War in favor of the Union forces.

Harper 1 800 356 6169 stroker de mayoThis year, to commemorate Cinco de Mayo, I’m throwing a Stroker de Mayo party!

We’re not going to wear sombreros and ponchos and call each other ‘ese‘, though there may be some righteous Mexican beer involved. ┬áMy party will involve stroking your dick for me, while watching lots of lovely interracial porn. Oh yeah. I’m going to find the biggest dicked Latino and Black porn stars that I can, and you’re going to watch what they do with those enormous dark cocks. Let’s celebrate both the supremacy of the Mexican Army as well as the inevitable fall of the Confederacy by getting off to huge cocks and mocking tiny white pricks!

I’m in the mood to be a little mean to pathetic small dicks, so Stroker de Mayo is going to get raunchy this year.

You know you have to catch me in a mood, sometimes, when I’m feeling the need to drive you to tears over the inadequacy of your penis… It’s Masturbation May, so I do want to have you stroke for me, but I also want to help break down white supremacy at the same time. It’s a quandry, and one that I’m so pleased to have found an answer to. Stroker de Mayo! The celebration of all things long, hard, and dark skinned. Andre will be there, and Miguel, too. If you beg just right, I may let you suck cock for me.

Follow the Masturbation May train to your next destination!

 

Reasons to Date a Strong Independent Woman

Why should you date a strong independent woman?

There are as many reasons to date a strong independent woman as there are stars in the sky, but let’s keep this manageable for now and go with the top three. First, we need to define our terms! A strong independent woman is a woman who doesn’t need a man, can take care of her own needs and desires, and gets what she wants, when she wants it, and how she wants it. Strong women stand on their own, without relying on others. Independent women aren’t afraid to strike out on their own.

You should date a strong independent woman because she’s more than she seems on the surface.

800 356 6169 strong independent womanA woman who is strong and independent is far more than just surface appearances. While she’ll most likely be beautiful, and strike you as hot, what you’ll quickly find is that her force of personality is the prime source of her magnetic appeal. She’ll have a lot going on in her life, because she’s filled it with things that count. She’ll volunteer in her community, read widely, and have opinions on current events and politics. She’ll be well reasoned, logical, and yet warm of heart.

Strong women have their shit together.

Where some people flounder and flail, this woman sails right on through. She has a goal, a plan, and knows how to reach her well-defined endpoint. She’ll have a year long, five year, ten year, and retirement plan. She plans her meals and snacks so she doesn’t spend forever and all the money at the grocery store. She goes to the gym and maintains her house with rigor and a flexible schedule. This is a woman with a plan for all situations and the flexibility to go with the flow at the same time.

Lastly, you should date a strong independent woman because she doesn’t need you.

A strong independent woman won’t be afraid to call you on your shit. She’ll let you know where you could do better: no coasting through life with this woman by your side. Her ability to handle her life will inspire you to get your own life on lock. All those unfinished projects will suddenly get done, because you’d hate for her to find out about them and give you the Look of Disappointment. Your retirement savings will stop flowing negatively, because you know she’d think less of you. Date a strong independent woman, because she will leave you if you’re a scrub; you’ll stop being a scrub and looser just to make sure you can keep her by your side.

Trans Issues Special for Whore School

This coming Sunday, April 30, 2017, I’ll have a very special guest on Whore School!

Sarah is going to be taking questions and talking about trans issues from a trans perspective. If you’re curious, interested, or just fascinated, please join us at 11 pm EST on Sunday for Whore School. Pop into the chatroom and bring your questions about any and all things trans.

Whore School trans issues special guest 800 356 6169Whore School airs every Sunday at 11 pm EST, LIVE.

I’m very excited about the show, I’ve had it in the works for the past couple months. I’m really looking forward to a very special episode!!! Join me and get educated!

Suck Cock For Me

I love when my sissies suck cock for me.

There’s something erotic and subversive about turning a man into a sissy. And to then have you suck cock for me, on your knees, begging for more… Delicious! I know you never thought about being a cock sucker like this, not before you met me, anyway. But now it’s your endless obsession. You evaluate men on the street, looking for the big bulge, the hint that they’ve got a massive cock. I know you watch cock sucker porn to get off, and that you dream about the taste of a real man’s load on your tongue.

suck cock for me 800 356 6169You’ve turned out to be a fantastic cock whore.

It was a dare, at first, wasn’t it. I dared you to wear my panties for a weekend, and you scoffed, assured in your masculine identity. You thought something as simple and flimsy as silk panties couldn’t possibly have any effect on you. So I upped the ante: wear my panties for a weekend, and let me tell you a story about something I think is so incredibly erotic. It just took off from there.

I whispered in your ear, and slowly trained you to think of sucking cock for me.

Every time you got hard, I inserted the thought of a dick into your mind. Every bit of porn featured cock sucking, every time I teased you and got you horny for me, I told you a story about sucking a big dick. Pretty soon you were just so horny, so curious and desperate. Fucking perfection, darling. I loved turning you into a sissy, and seeing you get so fucking horny for a cock… Watching the fantasy become internalized and incorporated into your sense of self, until all you could think of was sucking cock for me.

Lesbian Erotica

As you know, I’ve got a contest for Whore School…

Oh, you didn’t know? Well then, let me tell you all about it. For Whore School, I’m challenging each and every one of you to write me both erotica and some porn. What’s the difference? If you listened to Erotica on Whore School, you’d . . . → Read More: Lesbian Erotica

Blasphemy Fetish With Demon Mistress Simone on Whore School

Join me on Easter Sunday for Blasphemy with Simone!

This coming Sunday, April 16, 2017, at 11 pm Eastern, I’ll have the Demon Mistress Herself on Whore School to discuss the blasphemy fetish in all it’s profane glory. What better day to discuss the ins and outs of sacred and profane fucking than Easter . . . → Read More: Blasphemy Fetish With Demon Mistress Simone on Whore School

Wife Discovers Cocksucking Fetish

What now? What do you do when your wife or girlfriend discovers your cocksucking fetish?

It’s both your worst nightmare and most closely held secret fantasy, isn’t it? That one day you come home from work and your dear wife tells you that ‘we need to talk’. The most dreaded sentence in all relationships, . . . → Read More: Wife Discovers Cocksucking Fetish

Audio Round Up March 2017

Let’s bring it in, guys!

It’s time to round up all the new audio goodness from March, all in one place, just for you. Because I love a good round up, here’s one for the Daily Cock all about Whore School (you do listen every Sunday, right?)

I did a serial blog, a nice . . . → Read More: Audio Round Up March 2017

Catch Up On Whore School

It’s time for you to catch up on Whore School!

As you know, I host a weekly podcast called Whore School. It’s perverted and kinky adult sex education! With 45 episodes so far, there’s sure to be something to tickle your fancy. So far this year alone I’ve covered Chastity Training and Masturbation Management, . . . → Read More: Catch Up On Whore School