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Pamper Your Mistress Today

A lot of men already know that the way to appease an angry woman is with flowers and chocolate.

But did you know that you can use the miracle of presents for more than just avoiding sleeping on the couch? It’s true! You and your buying power can be leveraged for so much more than just avoiding the worst of the slings and arrows of outrageously pissed off women in your life. You can show the women (and the Mistress) that you pay attention to their wants and needs, and are ready to leap in and solve their woes. Indeed, the simple act of paying attention can net you a whole world of positive outcomes, but let’s discuss something near and dear to me, personally. I want to let you know that you can pamper your Mistress with great ease and very little effort.

Oh, was that last barb too pointed?

pamper your mistress 800 356 6169It’s true, a lot of guys find the ‘mystery’ of feminine wiles to be confusing, confounding, and exhausting. But I put it to you that women aren’t mysterious at all, so long as you’re paying attention. I want you to think of me and my services as training wheels for your someday real world relationship. I’ll teach you how to lick pussy, how to serve a woman, and how to pay attention. And how to pamper your Mistress with style and panache. One of the keys to pampering any woman is to notice her favorite brands. What nail polish does she favor? Is there one brand of makeup that she goes back to again and again? What is your wife’s favorite meal to eat when she’s feeling stressed? Pay attention to those details, and you can start to build up a set of easy gifts to make her feel ~seen~, and loved, adored, and cherished. Since you can’t actually go rummage through my medicine chest or makeup counter, I have a wishlist all set up so you can see what sorts of things appeal to me most.

A general perusal of a Mistress’ wishlist is like a peek into Her personal and private life.

Only instead of having to creep and sneak, you’ve been invited! Come on in, take a look, maybe grab a couple items and see if you can make me smile. On my wishlist you’ll find awesome pillows, because I sleep with at least four, and prefer six or more pillows! There’s art supplies, including hints to the sorts of art classes I take, and books I read. You can figure out what my favorite steak restaurant is, what sorts of sex toys I prefer, and even what brand of lube I like to use. Are you paying attention? If you want to learn to pamper your mistress, your wife, your girlfriend, you’re going to need to learn to pay some fucking attention!!!

Hop on over to my wishlist and give it a peek.

Maybe see if you can tempt me into giving you an orgasm or two with an especially extravagant gift. Do you think it’d work?

Sissies Start at the Beginning

Sissies start where you are!

There is often a sense of urgency when a sissy is first setting out on their feminization journey. But, like everyone on the planet, sissies start where you are. You can’t skip steps and jump ahead to full on feminization and just mystically be done on the journey. You have to start from where you currently are standing, and build on the foundation that already in place. If you’re starting from zero or if you already know how to do your lips and hair and that you love panties, it’s all good. I’m never going to demand of you that you push yourself to be further along your path than you currently are capable of.

In all arenas of life you have to take things one step at a time.

sissies start here 800 356 6169I’ve had a lot of sissies trying to skip ahead and be more sissy than they’re ready for. Darling, if you can’t deep throat, don’t push yourself too far! That way lies a sudden need to wash your sheets and entire self, as well as just a huge mess. Deep throating a cock or dildo takes time to learn properly, and time and practice to get good at. No one is born knowing how to swallow an entire dick, so don’t get down on yourself if you’ve never managed it! Sissies start at the beginning, and people who expect a new sissy to know advanced techniques are unreasonable.

Now, of course, there’s a difference between ‘start where you are’ and ‘coast on low expectations’.

When I tell you that sissies start at their own comfort level, I’m most definitely not telling you to give up and just coast through life or sissyhood. Oh no, darling. Just because you can’t deep throat right now doesn’t mean you won’t be able to next month, and with some guidance and lessons and a lot of practice you most definitely will be sucking cock like a professional. There is no coasting through sissy life, sugar tits! You may be starting where you are, but you certainly won’t be remaining there!

If you want to get your start on a good sissy lifestyle, call me up!

I adore sweet sissies! You need to put yourself in the hands of an experienced Mistress who can guide you along your sissy path. Sissies start now, and sissies start with the help of a dominant woman who can give you the cheerleading and spankings you need to really shine.

 

Silly Sissy Stories

I like to collect silly sissy stories.

silly sissy 800 356 6169There are a few elements that make a story a “silly sissy” tale, instead of just a regular story. In order for a story to be a tale of a silly sissy, it has to have a sissy in it, doing something that’s just so damn silly. For example, just the other day I had a sissy call me up to ask if they should use the same hair dye they used on their blonde hair on their pubic bush! Or the time a sissy actually asked me in all seriousness if they ‘had’ to swallow. We all have stories of the silly things sissies have done, enough to fill a thousand books!

Seriously, though, silly sissy stories are a little bit sad.

feminization basics 800 356 6169Imagine being so in love with being a sissy, but not having the first faintest idea about what to do or how to go about becoming a sissy. A person so cut off from their own community and left just flapping in the wind like that, while fertile ground for tons of silly tales, is also really sad. I just want all my silly sissy sluts out there to know that it’s ok to be a little bit dumb, clueless, and adrift. None of us are born knowing that you don’t use hair dye on your bush, or that of course you fucking swallow. The minute differences between BB Creme, moisturizer, sunblock, and foundation are tricky to parse unless you’ve been raised with the knowledge.

Silly sissy sluts, take heart!

While you may be the star of many a silly sissy story, there is no reason you have to stay stuck in the staring role. You can get educated, learn, gain skills, and become the sissy slut instead of the silly sissy. Wouldn’t you rather be the wise and experienced cock sucking sissy? Because silly sissy stories are a lot of fun, but they’re far less fun when you’re the one with chemical burns on your taint from hair dye, or cum in your eye because you flinched. You can always call me for all the tips and tricks to become the sexiest sissy on the block!

 

Sissy Fashion Show in the Virtual World

Calling all sissies, we need you!

sissy fashion show 800 356 4566Mistress Heather and I are hosting a very special event in the virtual world on August 7, 2018, at 8 pm Eastern time: the First Ever Sissy Fashion Show for the Enchantrix Empire! And we need YOU, sweet sissies! Bring your cutest little digital sissy fashions to show off and strut your stuff in the Virtual World for an evening of fun and fancy femme fashion. We’ll be at the Enchantrix Empire online, in a special venue set up just for fashion shows: a full fledged awesome fashion runway! You, dear sissy, will get to strut down the runway to the raucous cheers of your hosts, showing off your sexiest sissy attire.

The entrance fee is a modest $10 a head. sissy fashion show heather and harper 800 359 4566

But what that $10 gets you? Oh my, darlings. You’ll get a sissy audio from both Mistress Heather and myself, as well as time spent online in our stellar presences. Oh, and, since we’ll have you on a run way, strutting your fabulous selves, each and ever participant will get the chance to pose and preen for pictures, taken by yours truly. At the end of the event, I will create a video to spotlight all our participants, and edit the clips together in a memorial video for you to cherish forever.

To sum up: the first ever Sissy Fashion Show online, hosted by Mistress Heather and Mistress Harper!

August 7, 2018, at 8 pm Eastern, at the Enchantrix Empire. You get to strut your sexy stuff, be objectified and turned into a sissy slut; you’ll leave the event sweaty and worn out, with two sexy audios, a photo set of yourself on the runway, and a video to memorialize the whole event.

If you’re not already in the virtual world, you’ll want to get started now, so you can walk down the runway without careening out of control into the audience! Get your sexiest, sluttiest, most sissy perfect outfits together in the virtual world, and join us for an evening of sexy sissy fun.

 

Feminization Basics in the Real World

For some lovers of sissification, it’s tricky to get your feminization in the real world.

There’s a lot to consider, if you’re contemplating jumping into real world sissification. Feminization basics aren’t exactly taught as an elective in college, much less explained to would-be sissies seeking to set forth on the stormy seas of gender . . . → Read More: Feminization Basics in the Real World

Summer Swim Fun by the Pool

In the hot Texas summers, I do love to take the time for some summer swim fun and games.

There’s something just so relaxing about being able to put on a cute one piece, or a bikini, and go hang by the pool to drive the boys wild. And wouldn’t you just love to . . . → Read More: Summer Swim Fun by the Pool

Meet the Mistresses of the Empire Online

I’d like to invite you all to come one and all to meet the Mistresses!

That’s right, you, yes you, are invited to join us in our online enclave of three dimensional digital debauchery on July 6, 2018 at 8 pm EDT. I don’t want you to think that this is some huge travail . . . → Read More: Meet the Mistresses of the Empire Online

Sissy Slut Cock Whore

You see, I know what you are.

You’re a sissy slut cock whore, and you love a great big ol’ dick. It’s so obvious that of course I had you pegged right from the start. You’re a slut for cock! The way you stare at every even slightly cute guy around you, the lip . . . → Read More: Sissy Slut Cock Whore

Leather Scene History and Facts Special Guest on Whore School

Coming up this Sunday at 11 pm EST, on Whore School, I’ve got a pair of very special guests!

That’s right, on Sunday I want you to join me with my guests K and A for a discussion about the leather scene! What does it mean to be “leather”, and where did this all . . . → Read More: Leather Scene History and Facts Special Guest on Whore School