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Re-Launch of the Audio Store

Behind the scenes a lot of hard work has gone into the Re-Launch of the Audio Store!

re-launch of the audio store coupon code 8006017259With a new and improved look, as well as an easier to navigate site, the Phone Sex Audio store is now up and ready for business! And, just in time for all your wanking needs, you can take HALF OFF all of your erotic audio purchases! Use the coupon code “JackinJuly” when you check out.

If you haven’t visited the re-launch of the audio store, you should check it out.

Whether you love Cuckold Audios, Cock Control Audios, or just need an invigorating ring tone to liven up your day, we’ve got you covered. And, of course, if you love my voice, you can find a bevy of enticing audios crafted lovingly just for you.

Don’t forget to join me on Sunday evenings for more erotic podcast audio fun!

Whore School continues every Sunday at 11 pm EDT, via Spreaker. Hit the chatroom while I’m live and try to distract me, it’s tons of fun. This Sunday: Let’s talk about Cuckolds. What’s up with that?


 

Cock Control Games

I love cock control games.

To me, good cock control games have elements of a mind game, a mind fuck, if you will, as well as just plain old power and control transfer games. There’s the psychological aspect to the cock game, where I use what I know about sex and human behavior to craft a game system that will drive you utterly insane with lust. And there’s the game design aspect, where, again, I use what I know to make a system that is designed to get you addicted as quickly as possible. When I say “cock control game”, I want you to know that I really mean it.

Harper 1 800 356 6169 cock control gamesModern game design, when applied to cock control, is especially tricksy.

Let’s talk cock control games from the point of view of actual literal game theory. Let’s talk about a Skinner Box. A Skinner Box is a theoretical construct used to study operant conditioning, as well as the basis for a lot of what we know about why people do what they do. Using a Skinner Box, along with some very cleverly designed trials and tests, we know now that people will stop doing a thing if it becomes too difficult, frustrating, and boring if the reward for the behavior is either too low ~or~ too predictable. Therefore, if one makes a reward good enough, or random enough, people will do even boring and short term undesirable actions for longer periods of time. But, the best possible reward is not a consistently timed big reward, because then people will stop playing once they win, but random sizes and desirabilities of rewards randomly distributed.

What does a Skinner Box and game design theory have to do with cock control?

Depends on the Mistress who knows about these things. How do I get you to agree to only edge yourself for days on end, without cumming at all? How do I convince you to do this thing, and then to come back and play the game again?! Cock Control Games, with modern game design, psychology, and the carefully applied use of a Skinner Box and operant conditioning. I love cock control games!

Let’s play a game: a cock control game!

 


 

Foot Fetish Fun in the Sun

I just love to fuck with men who have a foot fetish.

There’s something so easy and amusing to me about a man with a foot fetish; it’s like they’re such easy targets that I just can’t help myself! I have to fuck with them! The easiest way to fuck with a foot fetish is to pretend that you’re not messing with them. Just, pretend to be innocent and sweet, and then set up a trap for them to fall in to. And in the summers, it’s amazingly easy to screw with a man who has a thing for toes.

How do I have my foot fetish fun in the summer sun?Kneel for Harper 800 601 7259

Easy! I have this super cute pair of sandals that I love to use for foot fetish fuckery. They’re light brown so they go with everything, and very thin straps cross over the top of my foot, just above my toes, and there’s an ankle strap as well. They’re flats, because they’re for all terrain use, and utterly wonderful and cute. How do I deploy these super cute sandals against males with a foot fetish? I use the fact that they are slightly too big to my advantage.

After a long afternoon shopping downtown, I like to stop at a local bar/restaurant. There’s a patio, so if it’s late or cooler I can sit outside with a margarita, or I can pick a good spot inside at a cafe style table. From there, I unleash the foot fetish games! While sitting, I cross my legs at the knees. I frown, slightly, and then start to arch my foot inside the sandal. Up, down, wriggle the toes, arch again and again. Flex my ankle, point the toes, curl them up, arch and arch. Stretching out the tendons and then, when that’s not enough, I undo the ankle strap, and let the sandal dangle. Again with the arching and stretching, the curling of the toes, the pointing.

By this point, any male with a foot fetish is staring, helpless.

I’ll take the sandal off, and rub my own foot, right in front of them. Dig my thumb into the sole, push up towards the toes, massage my toes and rub the heel… put the sandal back on and let it dangle some more. More arching, stretching, curling, pointing…

And then, I switch feet, and do it all again! Any male with a foot fetish usually either runs away to jerk off or comes over and introduces himself at that point. What happens from there? Well, that’s a story for another time.

 


 

Hear My Voice: New Audios!

In addition to the massive re-vamp of the Erotic Audios page, which should be debuting soon, I’ve got a bunch of new audio goodness for you now!

If you’re a lover of podcasts, short, sweet, easy to listen to and digest, I’ve got a whole bunch of good stuff for you. I figured locked in chastity for Harper 800 356 6169out a nifty way to get a ton and a half of audios done in much less time, and with much less effort, so this afternoon I busted out a handful for you all! Expect to see even more fantastic audio goodness coming soon, as well as that aforementioned sale audio reveal.

Let’s start with some teasers for the group blog posts coming to a blog near you!

I’ve got a lovely examination of the underlying socio-economic… yeah, it’s just smut. 😉 If you’re into Sensual Humiliation, you should listen to this one: Harper Wants to Humiliate You Gently and Sweetly. But, if you’re into hearing all about Why Harper Thinks You Should Be A Fluffer, well, I’ve got you covered!

Embrace your Cock Tease Slut side with me, and we can have an awful lot of fun together. And of course, don’t forget your new mantra: “Mistress, please, may I cum?!” (hint: nope, not yet!)

While I was busting out all these fantastic guest posts, I realized I hadn’t pointed out to ya’ll the other new audios!

cock sucking slut! Pride winsListen to the Post Orlando Cock Sucking Fest, and you know you need to show the Pride Month out with a bang. Or a suck. If you missed it, Constance and I had a Sexy Weekend when no one was looking. And, for you poor tiny dick loosers out there, don’t worry, I know what to do with you: Tiny Penis Cuckold should be right up your alley!

 


 

Cock Sucking Slut Post Orlando

How do you continue to be a cock sucking slut after Orlando?

As you all know, on June 12th there was a tragic attack on a gay nightclub in Orlando, FL; 49 GLBTQ+ people lost their cock sucking slut! Pride wins lives in the largest gun related hate crime in the history of the United States. In the wake of this tragedy has been calls for comprehensive common sense gun regulation, endless debates about assault rifles and hunting rifles and the difference therein, as well as the endless question for the GLBTQ+ community: what now? What do we as a community as as individual do now? How do we continue to be our fabulous cock sucking slut selves?

I’ll tell you how to continue to be a cock sucking slut

You throw up your middle fingers in defiance and solidarity, and you go right on ahead and BE that cock sucking slut, or fabulous femme faggot, or adorable sissy in panties. Refuse to let hate dim your shine, darlings. We are the beating heart of the queer community, and even when terrible things happen, we still get right back up and fix our lipstick and go out. We attend Pride Parades, we dance at Latinx nights, we cheer on our lovely drag queens and, fuck it, we suck cock like sluts and whores.

The goal of tragic events like the Pulse shooting in Orlando is to spread fear and hate; I’m a contrary bitch, so I say the proper response would be to spread comfort and love. Go be a cock sucking slut or a pantie wearing sissy!

Be bold, be brave, be proud and out. Stand up and shout it from the rooftops: “I’m a cock sucking slut and I fucking love it!” Wear your rainbows and your stripes and don’t ever let fear and hatred win.

My post-Orlando challenge to all my queers and cock sucking sluts is this: Go get tested, then go get laid. Set up a profile on Grindr, make a listing on Craigslist, go to your local gay bar, and slut it up like a good loose whore! Flatly refuse to hide your awesomeness and queer sexuality. Come out if you can, but at least show up to the Pride Month events in your area as an ally at the very least. Help your GLBTQ+ community make a joyful noise and show that love is greater than hate.


 

Small Penis Cuckold – It’s What You Deserve

It’s such a shame that you have such a small penis, cuckold.

If you had an actual cock, you wouldn’t make such a delightful cuckie. As it is, everyone knows that when you’ve got a lover with a small dick, there’s only two things to do with him. You either dump his ass and . . . → Read More: Small Penis Cuckold – It’s What You Deserve


 

Secretly Transgender? Mistress Rachel Ponders

Mistress Rachel guest blogs for us today! Her topic? Transgender Bathroom Police and What Might Happen One Day.

Hello, Horny Readers!  Some of you might be new to Me, and I to you.  I’m Miss Rachel, and since I admire Miss Harper so much, when She invited Me to make a guest post on . . . → Read More: Secretly Transgender? Mistress Rachel Ponders


 

Sexy Weekend With Constance

I had a lovely sexy weekend with Mistress Constance, and none of you noticed!

I ran away late Saturday evening and met up with Constance for a hot, steamy, sexy weekend get away. We spent the entire weekend lazing around, naked and enjoying ourselves. Repeatedly. I just bet you wish you could have been . . . → Read More: Sexy Weekend With Constance


 

Whore School Catch Up

We’re coming up on the fourth lesson, so it’s time for a Whore School catch up post!

As you know, I’ve joined the Cock Radio lineup with Whore School. You can join me every Sunday night at 11 pm EST for an hour long discussion of sex, sexuality, and other adult topics. If you . . . → Read More: Whore School Catch Up


 

Touch Yourself For Mistress: Masturbation May is Here!

It’s time for you to touch yourself for your Mistress!

It’s May, bitches, and you know what that means: lots of masturbation and hand fucking. For Masturbation May we have a whole metric ton of fun events for you to participate in, and all of them are dirty. We want you to write smut . . . → Read More: Touch Yourself For Mistress: Masturbation May is Here!