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Sissies Start at the Beginning

Sissies start where you are!

There is often a sense of urgency when a sissy is first setting out on their feminization journey. But, like everyone on the planet, sissies start where you are. You can’t skip steps and jump ahead to full on feminization and just mystically be done on the journey. You have to start from where you currently are standing, and build on the foundation that already in place. If you’re starting from zero or if you already know how to do your lips and hair and that you love panties, it’s all good. I’m never going to demand of you that you push yourself to be further along your path than you currently are capable of.

In all arenas of life you have to take things one step at a time.

sissies start here 800 356 6169I’ve had a lot of sissies trying to skip ahead and be more sissy than they’re ready for. Darling, if you can’t deep throat, don’t push yourself too far! That way lies a sudden need to wash your sheets and entire self, as well as just a huge mess. Deep throating a cock or dildo takes time to learn properly, and time and practice to get good at. No one is born knowing how to swallow an entire dick, so don’t get down on yourself if you’ve never managed it! Sissies start at the beginning, and people who expect a new sissy to know advanced techniques are unreasonable.

Now, of course, there’s a difference between ‘start where you are’ and ‘coast on low expectations’.

When I tell you that sissies start at their own comfort level, I’m most definitely not telling you to give up and just coast through life or sissyhood. Oh no, darling. Just because you can’t deep throat right now doesn’t mean you won’t be able to next month, and with some guidance and lessons and a lot of practice you most definitely will be sucking cock like a professional. There is no coasting through sissy life, sugar tits! You may be starting where you are, but you certainly won’t be remaining there!

If you want to get your start on a good sissy lifestyle, call me up!

I adore sweet sissies! You need to put yourself in the hands of an experienced Mistress who can guide you along your sissy path. Sissies start now, and sissies start with the help of a dominant woman who can give you the cheerleading and spankings you need to really shine.

Silly Sissy Stories

I like to collect silly sissy stories.

silly sissy 800 356 6169There are a few elements that make a story a “silly sissy” tale, instead of just a regular story. In order for a story to be a tale of a silly sissy, it has to have a sissy in it, doing something that’s just so damn silly. For example, just the other day I had a sissy call me up to ask if they should use the same hair dye they used on their blonde hair on their pubic bush! Or the time a sissy actually asked me in all seriousness if they ‘had’ to swallow. We all have stories of the silly things sissies have done, enough to fill a thousand books!

Seriously, though, silly sissy stories are a little bit sad.

feminization basics 800 356 6169Imagine being so in love with being a sissy, but not having the first faintest idea about what to do or how to go about becoming a sissy. A person so cut off from their own community and left just flapping in the wind like that, while fertile ground for tons of silly tales, is also really sad. I just want all my silly sissy sluts out there to know that it’s ok to be a little bit dumb, clueless, and adrift. None of us are born knowing that you don’t use hair dye on your bush, or that of course you fucking swallow. The minute differences between BB Creme, moisturizer, sunblock, and foundation are tricky to parse unless you’ve been raised with the knowledge.

Silly sissy sluts, take heart!

While you may be the star of many a silly sissy story, there is no reason you have to stay stuck in the staring role. You can get educated, learn, gain skills, and become the sissy slut instead of the silly sissy. Wouldn’t you rather be the wise and experienced cock sucking sissy? Because silly sissy stories are a lot of fun, but they’re far less fun when you’re the one with chemical burns on your taint from hair dye, or cum in your eye because you flinched. You can always call me for all the tips and tricks to become the sexiest sissy on the block!

 

Sissy Fashion Show in the Virtual World

Calling all sissies, we need you!

sissy fashion show 800 356 4566Mistress Heather and I are hosting a very special event in the virtual world on August 7, 2018, at 8 pm Eastern time: the First Ever Sissy Fashion Show for the Enchantrix Empire! And we need YOU, sweet sissies! Bring your cutest little digital sissy fashions to show off and strut your stuff in the Virtual World for an evening of fun and fancy femme fashion. We’ll be at the Enchantrix Empire online, in a special venue set up just for fashion shows: a full fledged awesome fashion runway! You, dear sissy, will get to strut down the runway to the raucous cheers of your hosts, showing off your sexiest sissy attire.

The entrance fee is a modest $10 a head. sissy fashion show heather and harper 800 359 4566

But what that $10 gets you? Oh my, darlings. You’ll get a sissy audio from both Mistress Heather and myself, as well as time spent online in our stellar presences. Oh, and, since we’ll have you on a run way, strutting your fabulous selves, each and ever participant will get the chance to pose and preen for pictures, taken by yours truly. At the end of the event, I will create a video to spotlight all our participants, and edit the clips together in a memorial video for you to cherish forever.

To sum up: the first ever Sissy Fashion Show online, hosted by Mistress Heather and Mistress Harper!

August 7, 2018, at 8 pm Eastern, at the Enchantrix Empire. You get to strut your sexy stuff, be objectified and turned into a sissy slut; you’ll leave the event sweaty and worn out, with two sexy audios, a photo set of yourself on the runway, and a video to memorialize the whole event.

If you’re not already in the virtual world, you’ll want to get started now, so you can walk down the runway without careening out of control into the audience! Get your sexiest, sluttiest, most sissy perfect outfits together in the virtual world, and join us for an evening of sexy sissy fun.

 

Feminization Basics in the Real World

For some lovers of sissification, it’s tricky to get your feminization in the real world.

There’s a lot to consider, if you’re contemplating jumping into real world sissification. Feminization basics aren’t exactly taught as an elective in college, much less explained to would-be sissies seeking to set forth on the stormy seas of gender exploration. Which would be why I decided to sit down and give you sweet ladies a few tips! As a “genetic girl” (really, I like that term better than ‘real’, because trying to break down all the reasons why defining identity by physiology is a bit not good would be an entire ‘nother essay…), I have a few tips for folks who didn’t get the in depth experience and explanations that I did growing up socially identified as a woman. Let me lend you my experience and advice, so that you can springboard into being the sweetly femme person you long to be.

Depending on your comfort levels, there are a few things you can explore in your sissification adventures!

feminization basics 800 356 6169If you’re the shy and retiring sort of sissy, you may want to keep all your games self contained and private. That is perfectly ok! You can absolutely explore feminization basics and start out all by yourself, in the total privacy of your own home. I highly recommend looking up tutorials for makeup looks on youtube. I mean it! I know it can feel silly, but this is exactly how socialized female people pick up new looks: we google it. Look up the directions, get the stuff (lord how I love online shopping), and then practice. The best part is being able to wash it all off and try again if you screw up, with no one to witness your hilarious clownish makeup. Start with some of those lovely Korean face masks, branch out to moisturizer on a daily basis, and explore your femme side on the weekends with tutorials and cute outfits.

For those with a little more bravery, you can do what I utterly love to do: makeovers at the mall!

Here’s my secret best advice ever. Call the makeup counter and ask for an appointment. Depending on how masculine you appear at first, you can choose to either tell them the truth or shade a little bending of the truth on what you say. From “I’m interested in exploring my feminine side and have no idea what to do, I need a makeover and advice! Please give me an appointment with someone with experience helping out people like me for this Saturday!” all the way to “I’m trans and I have no idea how to do makeup, I really need some help, please!” Tell whatever version of the truth is most comfortable to you, and remember that you don’t have to blurt out the whole gods honest truth if you don’t want to! Honey, we tell white lies to protect ourselves and make one another feel better all the time, so if you wanna tell them “I’m a sissy with a fetish for lipstick” you can, but do not feel obligated!!!

Call, set up your appointment, then go. Wear literally whatever you feel comfortable in! Tee shirt and shorts, slacks, cute sundress, whatever! Remember to purchase a few of the things your makeover person uses for you, and tip them for their time and expertise. Be polite, use a mint because they’re gonna be in your face for at least an hour, and have fun with it. Don’t be afraid to ask what they’re doing, and tell them you want to learn how to do what they’re doing for you.

Now, if you’re feeling extra brave in your sissification and feminization basics adventure…

Hop onto the google honey, and look up your local gay club. They will have a drag night. Now, I know that can feel so alien, because it’s strange and forbidden and weird. You tell that interior voice to shush. Drag night at your local gay club is a safe and easy way to test your new look in public, with a subset of the public that will love and accept your hot mess just as it is. It’ll be loud, and chaotic, and there will be six foot tall Queens swanning around like they own the place. Girl, that could be you, if you wanted! Tip the Queens (all that makeup is expensive, and they just put on a show for you), offer to buy them a drink after they get off stage, and make friends. Tell them you’re new to all this, and lost, and somewhere the Mama Queen will hear and sweep you up under her wing.

There is nothing quite like finding a community of helpful and kind people who will accept you and support you and give you makeup tips.

Remember! No matter where your comfort level is, you can get started with some feminization basics today!!! From online tutorials to joining a social network like the Enchantrix Empire to meeting real live people in your area, you can get help, advice, and support that can prove to be life changing. You want to be a sissy? A drag Queen? Are you trans and just barely starting to explore? There is a wider community of people who will simply love to chat about eyeliner and shapewear, and you can find us. We’re waiting for you!

Summer Swim Fun by the Pool

In the hot Texas summers, I do love to take the time for some summer swim fun and games.

Summer Swim Fun 800539 4566There’s something just so relaxing about being able to put on a cute one piece, or a bikini, and go hang by the pool to drive the boys wild. And wouldn’t you just love to join me on these long hot summer weekends? Would your summer swim fun involve teasing the boys, too? I bet it would, because I bet that deep down inside you’re a little bit of a cock hungry sissy.

You see, it’s ok by me if you also want to get all dressed up sexy for the summertime.

Swim a little closer little fishy 8005394566After all, summer swim fun is for everyone! What sort of a person would I be if I tried to deny you all the fun that I get to have, just because you weren’t born with the same sort of body I was?! Get out of here with that shit. Let’s hit the sissy salon and get you all nicely waxed and hairless, and then we’ll do the bikini and cute hair and go torment the fellas down by the community pool. They deserve something cute to stare at and dream about at night, and why shouldn’t we be what they dream about?

Whether you want to join me in the pool, to tease the guys, or want to be one of the hapless teased saps, we can have tons of fun this summer.

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I know that you want to be sucking cock.

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