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Cock Sucking Slut Post Orlando

How do you continue to be a cock sucking slut after Orlando?

As you all know, on June 12th there was a tragic attack on a gay nightclub in Orlando, FL; 49 GLBTQ+ people lost their cock sucking slut! Pride wins lives in the largest gun related hate crime in the history of the United States. In the wake of this tragedy has been calls for comprehensive common sense gun regulation, endless debates about assault rifles and hunting rifles and the difference therein, as well as the endless question for the GLBTQ+ community: what now? What do we as a community as as individual do now? How do we continue to be our fabulous cock sucking slut selves?

I’ll tell you how to continue to be a cock sucking slut

You throw up your middle fingers in defiance and solidarity, and you go right on ahead and BE that cock sucking slut, or fabulous femme faggot, or adorable sissy in panties. Refuse to let hate dim your shine, darlings. We are the beating heart of the queer community, and even when terrible things happen, we still get right back up and fix our lipstick and go out. We attend Pride Parades, we dance at Latinx nights, we cheer on our lovely drag queens and, fuck it, we suck cock like sluts and whores.

The goal of tragic events like the Pulse shooting in Orlando is to spread fear and hate; I’m a contrary bitch, so I say the proper response would be to spread comfort and love. Go be a cock sucking slut or a pantie wearing sissy!

Be bold, be brave, be proud and out. Stand up and shout it from the rooftops: “I’m a cock sucking slut and I fucking love it!” Wear your rainbows and your stripes and don’t ever let fear and hatred win.

My post-Orlando challenge to all my queers and cock sucking sluts is this: Go get tested, then go get laid. Set up a profile on Grindr, make a listing on Craigslist, go to your local gay bar, and slut it up like a good loose whore! Flatly refuse to hide your awesomeness and queer sexuality. Come out if you can, but at least show up to the Pride Month events in your area as an ally at the very least. Help your GLBTQ+ community make a joyful noise and show that love is greater than hate.


 

Small Penis Cuckold – It’s What You Deserve

It’s such a shame that you have such a small penis, cuckold.

If you had an actual cock, you wouldn’t make such a delightful cuckie. As it is, everyone knows that when you’ve got a lover with a small dick, there’s only two things to do with him. You either dump his ass and say Harper loves small penis cuckold 800 356 6169 pamper your mistress!goodbye to the looser with the tiny prick, or you turn him into a small penis cuckold. That thing between your legs is so tiny and useless there really just wasn’t any other choice. You see, I like your sense of humor, and I like when you buy me presents, and you’re not half bad with your mouth. So I want to keep you around, I just don’t want to fuck you.

A small penis cuckold is different from other types of cuckold.

Some men are cuckolds because they get off on seeing their girlfriend with another man (or three). And some men are cuckolds because they thought a threesome would be a good idea and then got accidentally ignored. But some people wind up being cuckolded because of their truly sad little wiener. If you’ve got a tiny prick but a nice smile, you could find yourself playing the small penis cuckold.

What is the role of the small penis cuckold?

The role of the small penis cuckold is to be the perfect boyfriend in absolutely every way save one. The small penis cuckold buys presents, pays for dinner, purchases lingerie, licks pussy and kisses feet, but the SPC never, ever, ever gets to put that little pathetic thing anywhere near my body. Well, ok, I guess if you begged to be allowed to spill near me, I might allow it. And having you cum on my feet and then lick it up is kinda fun, so we can do that. But that prick isn’t going inside me, ever. And if you push the issue too far, I’ll see if I can’t find a chastity cage small enough for you…

 


 

Secretly Transgender? Mistress Rachel Ponders

Mistress Rachel guest blogs for us today! Her topic? Transgender Bathroom Police and What Might Happen One Day.

Mistress Rachel has opinions about the Transgender Bathroom Police 800 356 6169Hello, Horny Readers!  Some of you might be new to Me, and I to you.  I’m Miss Rachel, and since I admire Miss Harper so much, when She invited Me to make a guest post on Her blog, it was a no-brainer as to what My reply would be.  I read this blog regularly, and one of the things I like the most about Miss Harper’s writing is the balance struck between titillation and edification.  She knows how to have fun, but will never hesitate to teach you a thing or two.  She ponders intelligently, cums hard, and cares deeply, and wants you to do so as well (unless you’re in Femdom chastity, in which case you can just ponder and care but not cum).  Knowing this, therefore, is probably responsible for the fantasy I had about Her the other day concerning the current debacle surrounding the policing public restrooms in case someone who uses them might be transgender.

Could the fascination and fear of transgender people be based in secret longing?

Frankly, I think at least some of those who are obsessed with what’s between the legs of strangers, or what goes on in their bedrooms, or which bathroom they use, might be more of a fan than a foe in their deepest, darkest fantasies.  Heterosexuals who are obsessed with what gay people do in bed, cis-gender people who are obsessed with the genitalia and wardrobe of people who are transgender, or whether or not they are cis- or transgender at all, all fall under My suspicion.  I think the hatred they project is, in some cases, simply a defense mechanism they think will keep them from ever having to face their buried desires.  So I was imagining a scenario which fits in well with the tone Miss Harper strikes here on Her blog, a teaching moment mixed with titillation–well, titillation for Us, anyway–in the form of a bit of coerced feminization.

Road-trip time! Harper and I, plus a lovely transgender girl, on the road Kerouac style!

The scene:  Miss Harper and I are on a long road trip with a girl we’ve helped with her transition, and passing through a small, dusty, one-horse town. We stop at a restaurant where 80 per cent of the food is fried, and the portions are as large as the minds are small.  We are all dressed to the nines, which makes Us stand out further, and although Our transgendered charge has come a long way, she is still closer to the beginning of her transition than the end.  She doesn’t quite pass, and as We make our way to the women’s restroom at the back of the establishment, stares and whispers follow in Our wake.

Soon after the restroom door closes behind Us, and just as the three of us take Our places at the mirror to freshen Our makeup, a bellicose, red-faced ruffian barges his way in, shouting, “You can’t be in here!  This is a women’s restroom!”

What a funny picture he makes, his face the very image of outrage . . . but with a noticeable tent in his pants, and We, lipsticks suspended in mid-air, looking at him incredulously until We notice.  Then Our open mouths curl into smiles, and Our perfectly sculpted eyebrows arch.  “Well you’re in here,”  I say.  “That must mean you’re a woman.”  Sisters that We have become, We can communicate without speaking, and converge on him en masse.

Has our transgender road trip turned into To Wong Foo?!secretly transgender leaning? 800 356 6169

Kate, Our charge, retains some of the strength of her old body, and has no trouble pinning the flabby transphobe’s arms behind his back.  Miss Harper approaches, Her trademark cherry red lipstick in hand.  I grab his trembling jowls in My perfectly manicured hand and force his flushed and sweaty face into a pucker.  Miss Harper coos, “Here, dear.  Let Me help you with your lipstick.”

There’s not enough space and time here to go over everything I imagine us doing in Our revenge feminization porn scenario, but maybe you, Miss Harper and I could have a session together where We could imagine what would happen next!

If only this whole ridiculous bathroom drama could be that harmless, and that entertaining, in the real world.

Thank you Mistress Rachel for writing for me this week, and thank you thank you for such a lovely fantasy about how to deal with gender police in bathrooms! I’ll be picturing all those puffed up, blustering blowhards with bright red lipstick from now on.

If you liked Rachel’s writing, hop on over to her blog and soak up some more!


 

Sexy Weekend With Constance

I had a lovely sexy weekend with Mistress Constance, and none of you noticed!

I ran away late Saturday evening and met up with Constance for a hot, steamy, sexy weekend get away. We spent the entire weekend lazing around, naked and enjoying ourselves. Repeatedly. I just bet you wish you Sexy Weekend with Harper 800 356 6169could have been a fly on the wall, with a great view of exactly what we got up to. Too bad for you, you weren’t there and you didn’t get to witness it all. So sad.

If you could have seen our sexy weekend, you would have been so turned on by it.

That’s what I like about getting to play with Constance. She’s endlessly inventive and creative, and ten kinds of fantastic fun in the sack. We didn’t even do anything especially kinky! Just good old fashioned fucking, and touching, and rubbing, and spending lots of time together lazing around in bed. If you’ve ever watched a really good lesbian porn, it was like that. Back and forth, over and over…

Sexy Weekend with ConstanceWould you like to be a part of our sexy weekend next time?

Maybe if you beg and plead, we’ll be moved to let you watch us together. Or maybe we’ll make you wait in the other room, condemned to listen but not see. Or maybe we’ll even let you join in!

Don’t forget to join me tonight, Sunday the 22nd, at 11 pm for more sexy weekend fun and games with Whore School!


 

Whore School Catch Up

We’re coming up on the fourth lesson, so it’s time for a Whore School catch up post!

As you know, I’ve joined the Cock Radio lineup with Whore School. You can join me every Sunday night at 11 pm EST for an hour long discussion of sex, sexuality, and other adult topics. If you can, I’d highly recommend jumping in on the discussion via our Community Kink chatroom.

Whore School on Cock Radio 80 356 6169Where did we start with Whore School?

We began with the Dirty Slut/Innocent Virgin dichotomy, and how Puritanical ideas about sexual behavior have resonated through to today. We also discussed how to build yourself a set of ethics around sexual behavior that is not dependent on anything other than logic and rationality. Because logic and rationality are sexy, that’s why.

Lesson Two Whore School catch up!

I tackled the Artificial Construct of Virginity. The hymen is not what you think it is, when it’s torn (ow) it heals, and if you manage to be so bad at sex that you hurt your partner non-consensual-ish you deserve to be donkey kicked by your partner. I also delved into genotype, phenotype, karyotype and how all that relates to the so-called ‘bathroom bills’.

The third Whore School class was all about relationships.

I tackled Polyamory, Sacred Sex, and Swinging. We did a drive past jealousy, and went over the nature of humans in relationships. Multiple call backs to previous lessons, including the reminder that we engage in intimate behaviors in order to strengthen relationships, so assuming that sexual behavior can be divorced from emotion is one sure fire way to wind up disappointed.

So what’s on deck for tonight’s Whore School?Whore School AnatomyWhore School Anatomy

Anatomy!

Can you say “epididymis?” How about “clitoris?” Don’t worry, we’re going to talk about the real names for all the naughty bits, and we’re going to go over how to maintain your fun zone. Because why talk anatomy and leave out how to take care of it?

Tune in tonight for Whore School, 11 pm EST on Spreaker.


 

Touch Yourself For Mistress: Masturbation May is Here!

It’s time for you to touch yourself for your Mistress!

It’s May, bitches, and you know what that means: lots of masturbation and hand fucking. For Masturbation May we have a whole metric ton of fun events for you to participate in, and all of them are dirty. We want you to write smut . . . → Read More: Touch Yourself For Mistress: Masturbation May is Here!


 

Dirty Slut on Whore School via Spreaker – Listen Now!

Last Sunday I debuted Whore School on Spreaker with a discussion of ethics in sex. The dichotomy between the Dirty Slut and the Sweet Virgin was the starting point.

I used the Whore Slut vs. Innocent Virgin post as my starting point and off we went from there. Live listeners were able to join me . . . → Read More: Dirty Slut on Whore School via Spreaker – Listen Now!


 

Humiliate Yourself To Please Your Mistress

I got on a royal tear about how I want you to humiliate yourself for me, over at the Humiliation Bootcamp.

I think you should go over there and follow my directions, because humility is good for the soul. I believe it’s when your ego gets involved in things that you wind up making . . . → Read More: Humiliate Yourself To Please Your Mistress


 

Whore School on Cock Radio

I’m taking the plunge, after much consideration, and taking Whore School to the Cock.

Cock Radio, that is. Yes, darlings, I’ve finally found an idea that holds my attention for more than just a week or two: Whore School. And because I’m so passionate about it, I’m taking it to a new venue for . . . → Read More: Whore School on Cock Radio


 

Whore Slut vs Innocent Virgin: Whore School In Session

All right, let’s get this session of Whore School underway! Today’s topic: Whore Slut vs Innocent Virgin.

At the heart of our society’s relationship with sex lies a dichotomy. Most of our societal and cultural structures can be broken down into binary pairs; adult/child, male/female, productive/unproductive… so it makes sense that we’d also break . . . → Read More: Whore Slut vs Innocent Virgin: Whore School In Session