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Part Time Slave

A lot of submissives love to fantasize about being a full time, 24 / 7 house slave, but part time slave is all I’m looking for.

I suspect submissives and wannabe slaves fail to take into account the sheer amount of work and labor keeping a full time slave really is. They assume that because they find their own day to day lives easy to schedule and maintain, that giving all that responsibility to another person must be super easy and simple, and that their presence in their Mistress’ life must be purely a good thing. Poor darlings, they fall prey to an interesting twist of the Dunning-Kruger fallacy.

800 601 7259 part time slaveA part time slave would be utterly perfect.

All I really need is a slave to come over two or three times a week to do some light housekeeping and amuse me for a few hours, and then maybe a half day on the weekend to do more intensive housekeeping and kinky games. I rather see the kinky games as the ‘payment’ the slave gets for doing onerous chores for me: frankly, I hate cleaning the bathroom, and mopping is just a bore. But, if I had a nice part time slave over, in a cute French Maid outfit, those chores would suddenly become much more fun!

There’s no need for a full time slave situation, because a part time slave would fit my life so much better.

I use the campground philosophy for all my relationships: I will leave my lovers and partners better than they were when I found them. A full time slave is a huge project to take on. Realistically, I’d be looking at setting up a diet, exercise program, skills acquisition (classes for cooking, gardening, learning a musical instrument or new language) program, and arranging for a promotion for the slave in their career. It’s simply exhausting! No, a part time slave is the route to go for me.

Whore School Special Guest Delia!

I’m super excited to announce a Whore School special guest!

Whore School Guest Delia 800 356 6169Mistress Delia will be on the air, live, tomorrow night at 11 pm Eastern, along with her hubby Jack! Send me your questions for them, because they’ve promised to spill all. I’m so excited for this, ya’ll!

Remember that you can listen to all the Whore School episodes on demand.

This Sunday is episode number 40, and promises to be a lot of fun. You can listen via Spreaker, and join in through the Community Kink chat room. Bring your endless curiosity about what it’s like to be the life partner of a Mistress, and feel free to ask questions and get enthused about chatting with Delia and Jack.

Whore School is dirty adult sex education, and you can listen for free!!!

Don’t be afraid to send me topic ideas and questions for the show; no question is ever ‘stupid’ or ‘too much’. Pop in and listen live on Sunday the 12th at 11 pm for a special guest episode: Delia and Jack.

Guided Masturbation For Pussy Cucks

There’s a step below mere beta males, down into the land of the pathetic pussy cucks. These specimens need guided masturbation.

guided masturbation for pussy cucks 800 356 6169You know if you’re a pussy, and you probably know if you’re a cuck, but did you know you can be a pussy cuck? A pussy of a man is a weakling, effeminate, soft spoken and easily overruled. A cuck is the sort of weak-ass male who could never actually satisfy a woman, so he doesn’t even bother to try anymore. A pussy cuck combines the worst attributes of each into one pathetic and miserable whole. Pussy cucks need guided masturbation.

Guided masturbation for pussy cucks is very simple.

A pussy cuck of a male is so weak willed, he orgasms at the slightest provocation. He can’t help himself, when he sees a beautiful woman his pathetic little dick tries to rise up in proper salute, and he trembles with the need to go jack himself off while wishing he had the balls to approach her. The best sort of guided masturbation for these weak and helpless males involves reminding them of exactly how pathetic they are, and that they should touch their little peckers as lightly as possible. Weak pussy cucks tend to cum too fast, so cutting them way back on stimulation helps them last longer than their usual laughable two minutes.

If the idea of being told you’re a pussy cuck, and undergoing guided masturbation with erotic humiliation elements appeals to you… you’re definitely in the right place.

Pussy cucks enjoy being humiliated for being so weak and useless; a good pussy cuck can get totally turned on just at the idea of his wife or girlfriend fucking a well endowed alpha male. If you’re a pussy cuck, or think you might be, all you have to do is call and ask for guided masturbation for pussies. We all know what to do with worthless males like you.

 

Kneel and Worship, Bitch

The best part of having you as my personal bitch is when you kneel and worship my body.

Pathetic weak creatures like you need a strong female to control and lead you. Males are so terribly fragile and helpless when it comes to the things that truly matter; you only have to look at the state of the world today to see the truth. When a male is left to his own devices, he becomes unruly and prone to grandiose delusions of competence. A man who has been without a firm female hand on his leash for too long can come to actually believe that he doesn’t need to kneel and worship anyone other than himself. This self-idolatry leads directly to the fragile male ego running amok.

As you all know, I am a proponent of Female Led Relationships; as part of an FLR, regular body worship is a ~must~.

800 601 7259 kneel and worshipTraditional masculinity demands that so many men ignore their emotions and soft, vulnerable sides. This is like asking someone to psychically amputate half of their self! We all, no matter what sort of genitalia we have, can be harsh and strict, as well as sweet and sensual. The problem is that men today are socialized to totally ignore their own sweetly vulnerable side. Men who have successfully cut themselves off from their emotions are seen as ‘alpha’ males, as the epitome of masculinity, and as the peak pinnacle of what is desired in men. These men have, along with cutting off their softer emotions, also cut themselves off from intimacy, empathy, and the ability to give and receive kindness. Body worship, applied as a therapeutic technique for males, can lead these poor pathetic wretches back to something approaching humanity.

The process is very simple: kneel and worship, like the bitch that you are.

As with all seemingly simple instructions, there’s a lot of complexity hidden in that directive. Kneel, because standing on your own two feet encourages delusions of independence and competency. You are part of the complex interconnected web of all life — nothing you have or will have ever arose as the effect of your sole effort. Thousands of people working together created the basis for your success, so kneel in acknowledgment of your debt to them. Worship another living being, so that you may develop the ability to see the worth in all beings. I prefer my males bisexual, so learning to see the beauty in the human form is mandatory, and also good for your psyche and soul. Acknowledge that you are a bitch, in every way. You lust and yearn for connection, to be fucked and to fuck, and seek that on a subconscious level even when you’re not consciously aware. You are a little bitch; you may be ~my~ little bitch, if you beg appropriately.

 

Gender Guest Speaker on Whore School

Tune in live on Sunday the 15th at 11 pm Eastern for a special guest speaker! The topic? Gender!

I’ve got a fantastic guest lined up for Sunday’s show, and I’m so excited about it! As you all know, I’m a feminist: Actually, I’m an intersectional fourth wave feminist. I’m also a ~huge~ proponent of going to the experts on topics that I’m not, myself, an expert on. There’s never anything shameful about asking questions and seeking knowledge, so going back to university and auditing classes is kinda a hobby of mine. Because of my habit of seeking out experts, I made a fantastic connection, and now I’m using that connection to bring you an amazing opportunity. We’re gonna talk about gender.

Gender guest speaker Whore School on Cock Radio 80 356 6169 sissy basicsMy guest on Sunday is a Ph.D. in Sociology and Gender/Women’s Studies.

Yep, she’s a Dr.! Dr. P will be joining us live on Whore School, and you can ask her questions through the Community Kink Chatroom during the show! Dr. P has taught at a collegiate level since 2008, so she’s got experience herding horny co-eds through critical thinking about gender issues. She’s presented and chaired at many academic conferences, was Keynote speaker for Taking Back the Night, panel chair for HRC on campus, and is a beloved professor that helps her students understand complex issues around the social construct of gender.

That’s right, we are going to talk about gender in depth.

Brace yourselves, you gon’ learn. We’ll cover gender — what is it, how is it defined, what does it mean when we talk about gender, and sex, and biological sex? We’ll talk about the patriarchy and how women’s work is defined. We’ll discuss trans issues and gender fluid, gender queer, gender bent, and gender oddness. Toxic masculinity, alpha males, and cucks, as well as TERFS, SWERFS, and the social construction of gender. I’ve covered all these topics in Whore School in the past, but this time I’m making the appeal to authority and bringing my authority with me. Let’s dismantle some complex issues and get to the heart of them.

Join us on Sunday the 15th, 11 pm Eastern, and put your thinking caps on!

*we may not get to ~all~ the topics, but that’s perfectly ok. bring your questions to the live show!!!

 

Masturbation Management and Chastity Training

Everyone can use a little help from time to time, even perverted strokers like you!

Masturbation Management is the fine art of scheduling, organizing, and maintaining a horny strokers masturbation habits. If you’ve ever found yourself jerking off at times and in places that are inappropriate; if you’ve ever caught yourself fantasizing about masturbation . . . → Read More: Masturbation Management and Chastity Training

Christmas Blog Train: Bi-Curious For Christmas Part Two

All aboard the Christmas Blog Train!

If you’ve followed along you know Alyssa spun you a tale of a Giantess Christmas Gift! What do you get the lovely large lady of your dreams? (Anything she asks for, you silly tiny man!) Today, you get the conclusion to the story of the poor submissive male . . . → Read More: Christmas Blog Train: Bi-Curious For Christmas Part Two

Pegging: The Ins and Outs

A lot of men are really into pegging, and I can’t blame them for it!

Pegging is where a man is anally penetrated by a woman wearing a strappon. Seems simplistic, and yet it’s so complex! It starts with a straight man, like you, and ends with you begging for my cock. Delicious and . . . → Read More: Pegging: The Ins and Outs

Bi-Curious for Christmas

Once upon a time there was an eager submissive male, who adored and loved his Mistress.

This sweetly submissive fella was so eager to obey his Mistress in every way, that he’d just jump at any chance to make her happy. The only thing he’d balked at so far was actually sucking a cock . . . → Read More: Bi-Curious for Christmas

Cum Eating Instructions Simplified

If you listened to last week’s Whore School, you may now be curious about Cum Eating Instructions.

Never fear, for I am here to both create and nurture your new fetish for cum eating! Let’s start with a little review, shall we? Cum Eating is a fetish for licking up a load of jizz. . . . → Read More: Cum Eating Instructions Simplified