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Want To Be Mistress’s Slut

Do you want to be Mistress’s Slut, but just don’t know how?

Let the experienced ladies of LDW guide you into true, utter sluttiness and depraved perversion. That’s right, if you want to be Mistress’s slut but are just lost and confused about how to go about it, you’re at least in the right place. Darling, I’ve got plenty of experience guiding wanna be sluts like you into the world of absolute and utter degenerate whoredom.

I always say that the first step along any path is to decide to walk it.

Mistress's Slut 800 356 6169You’ve identified that you want to be Mistress’s Slut. Excellent! Now, commit to it. Consciously, deliberately, with intent and purpose, choose this path. You will be Mistress’s Slut, you’ll be My Whore, My Fucktoy, Mine in every way. That’s right, you have to, MUST, choose this life, knowing what it’s all about, and that you’re making this choice of your own free will.

Now that you’re fully on the path, it’s time for the next step.

If you want to be Mistress’s Slut, it’s important to walk the talk, and put your lifestyle where your mouth is. You’ve set your intention and committed to the path, so what are the concrete steps to take? Start with yourself: my Slut is a total cock whore, and that means good grooming. You’re going to need to go get waxed. Everything below the eyebrows must go! From there, maintaining that good grooming is vital. Floral body wash, sweet girly slut shampoo, and body lotion are going to be your new best friends.

You know I can never leave out some behavior modification for the folks who want to be Mistress’s Slut!

Here’s your new ritual, put together with an eye to totally modifying your sexuality and behavior. Every night before you go off to dreamland, I want you to watch cocksucker porn. You’re going to be focused on the cock, imagining that it’s right in front of you, that your job is to make that cock feel so fucking good. Get a dildo so you can practice your cock sucking technique at the same time! One hand on the dildo, the other between your own legs, fapping away. That’s right: you’re going to orgasm with a cock in your mouth, getting off to the idea of sucking a dick. This will reprogram your sexuality, transforming you into a slutty cocksucker for your Mistress.

Cock Radio Anniversary Marathon

It’s time for the Cock Radio Anniversary Marathon!

It’s been ten whole years that Cock Radio’s been bringing you only the finest in perverted and amazing erotic live entertainment via internet radio. Can you imagine that?! All the finest stroking and jerk off material, and we’ve been doing it for a decade, on air, for free! To celebrate our anniversary, we’re bringing you a Cock Radio Anniversary Marathon!

8006017259 cock radio anniversary marathonWe’ve done other Cock Radio Marathon events in the past.

But there’s something special about this one. Ten years on the air is worth celebrating! We’ll have all of the current Cock Jock Radio Mistresses on, one after another, in a seemingly endless stream of amazing female dominance. You can tune in Saturday the 24th of June from noon Eastern to 8 pm EDT. That’s right, eight solid hours of live radio for you to enjoy! While you’re listening, hit the chatroom at CommunityKink.com and spend what’s sure to be a hot and steamy summer afternoon and evening with us.

What’s the lineup for the Cock Radio Anniversary Marathon?

I’m so glad you asked!

12pm Phoenix
1pm Hunter
3pm Harper
4pm Vivian
6pm Andi
7pm Hannah
Everyone gets an hour to fill with as much lusciousness and amazing sexy female domination as we feel like. Remember, we’ll be in the chatroom, too, so you can drop on in and express your undying appreciation for us. Of course, you can always express your admiration via my wishlist, or by dropping me a call for a tete a tete.

Remember to tune in to Cock Radio, on June 24th from noon to 8 pm EDT!!!

Erotic Audio A Palooza

And now for something completely different: all the erotic audios you might have missed!

Let’s start with a gem from last month: Psychic Mistress. Ever call one of those psychic lines? Did you wind up feeling unheard, invisible, as though they didn’t really connect with you? You won’t have that problem with me, because I can see right through you to the soul.

erotic audios 800 356 6169If you’ve never experienced Orgasm Without Ejaculation, you’re in for a treat. It allows you to keep on masturbating, for hours, without loosing the erection, but with endless pleasure. Tantric Masturbation allows you to master all sorts of fun erotic games.

Another fun erotic audio for the sissies: Sissy Salon! Let’s go get you looking lovely!!!

Sometimes you just need a simple Stroke and Cum. Sometimes you need something a lot more complex. Either way, we’ve got you covered.

Coming soon to a blog near you, these fresh erotic audio samples are sure to delight you!

Are you a Humiliation Slut? Would you like to be, because that can be arranged.

I’ve got chastity on the brain this summer, so I’m bringing the Chastity Challenge to the whole world! Join the Chastity Summer now!!!

Oh, and sissies, you know I can’t forget about you: Sissy Summer Looks just for you! Be the hottest, cutest sissy slut on the beach this summer with these sweet tips.

Chastity Challenge For The Summer

Let’s try a Chastity Challenge for the summer!

You read that right, I want to set up a Chastity Challenge for you! I bet you can’t remain chaste for me, because you’re a pathetic stroker addicted to your own cock. In fact, you’re so hooked on masturbation that you couldn’t even refrain from stroking off for a long weekend! That’s why I want to challenge you to play along with me.

A good Chastity Challenge has a few key points.

First, there’s the trash talking. I think I covered that, but just in case you still feel adequate, here’s some more. You’re incapable of keeping your hands off your pathetic little cock, because you know you’ll never manage to be with a powerful, strong, independent woman, and the only way you can distract yourself from the pathetic emptiness of your life is through chronic masturbation.

Second, a good Chastity Challenge has some benchmarks to meet, and rewards at each level. If you manage to remain chaste through phase one, you get a pat on the back and a virtual hug, you pathetic pansy. Phase one is super easy: Don’t jerk off for three whole days. Phase two, if you manage to successfully complete it, gets you a cool image made by me to commemorate your achievement. Use it in the forums or as your avatar on twitter or wank off to it, I dunno. Phase two requires that you remain chaste for ten days. Phase three, now, phase three of the chastity challenge is a bitch.

Mistress Harper will lock you in a chastity device. (800)356-6169 chastity challengePhase three of the Chastity Challenge is actually difficult.

For the third phase, you’ll need to remain totally chaste for a solid 30 days. That’s right, no touching, no wanking, no edging, no porn, no nothing. Thirty days of total chastity. Make it through those thirty days and you get the pat on the back, the virtual hug, the cool badge of chaste badassness, and I’ll pay for you to call me for ten minutes so I can listen to you finally jerk off and cum all over yourself at the end.

How do you enter the Chastity Challenge?

Drop me an email stating your intention to join in, and then every day afterward to let me know how it’s going. I expect total honesty from you all! Because, as you know, I’m very intuitive, and I can tell when pathetic stroker sluts are wanking off. Besides, you wouldn’t want me to introduce you to plastic locks with serial numbers, now would you?

Join the Chastity Challenge!

 

Sissy Sex Games

What sorts of games do lovely little slutty sissies like to get up to? Sissy Sex Games!

There’s a lot of fun games that sweet slutty sissies can play to amuse their Mistresses. When a sissy needs to let off steam, nothing is better than Sissy Sex Games! From Pin The Tail In The Sissy’s Ass to Blind Sissy’s Bluff, Sissy Sex Games are always fun and entertaining. Here’s my top three favorite games to play with a sissy slut!

Sissy Sex Games 800 356 6169In third place for favorite Sissy Sex Games we have Sissy’s Taste Test.

I’m sure you can guess how Sissy’s Taste Test works. It’s very simple and straightforward. You take a slutty sissy plus two or three manly men, and let the sissy suck those manly cocks. This lets the sissy learn about the men’s cocks, the size and shape and (most importantly) the taste of them. After one round of cocksucking, the sissy is blindfolded, and then that slutty sissy gets to suck them again! Only this time, the sissy has to guess which man’s cock they’re sucking.

My second most favorite Sissy Sex Game is Pin the Tail in the Sissy.

Again, you can probably figure this one out. I do love both games of chance and games of skill, so this time the Sissy gets to be restrained (no moving target here!) while the Mistress is blindfolded. With a nice lubbed up butt plug, the Mistress gets to try to get the ‘tail’ into the sissy! The sissy is allowed to give hints, but only phrased as a temperature (hotter, colder, getting warmer).

My all time favorite Sissy Sex Game is Sissy Roulette!

Sissy Roulette is a game of chance, and you know how much I love cock games that involve random chance. The sissy has a one in six chance to ‘win’, and a five in six chance of ‘loosing’ in any given round. All you need is a simple six sided die that you roll each round, with your ‘target’ being predetermined by the Mistress. The stakes are whatever you’d like! New panties, lipstick, pantyhose, a day at the salon, and more can be your stakes. I like to play for penny ante stakes at the beginning, and make the game more intense and for higher stakes as we go on.

What’s your favorite Sissy Sex Game?

 

Masturbation For Your Health

Never doubt that you can enjoy masturbation for your health.

There are a lot of health benefits that come along with wanking one off, as I’m sure you know. Oh, you didn’t realize that it was healthy to spank the monkey? Well, are you in for a surprise. Of course it’s healthy to masturbate! . . . → Read More: Masturbation For Your Health

Stroker de Mayo

Down here in Texas, Cinco de Mayo is a big holiday.

Tiny history lesson for the gringos in the audience: Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day. Oh no, it’s much more important to America than that. You see, France was trying to cut through Mexico (annexing along the way) in order to . . . → Read More: Stroker de Mayo

Reasons to Date a Strong Independent Woman

Why should you date a strong independent woman?

There are as many reasons to date a strong independent woman as there are stars in the sky, but let’s keep this manageable for now and go with the top three. First, we need to define our terms! A strong independent woman is a woman who . . . → Read More: Reasons to Date a Strong Independent Woman

Trans Issues Special for Whore School

This coming Sunday, April 30, 2017, I’ll have a very special guest on Whore School!

Sarah is going to be taking questions and talking about trans issues from a trans perspective. If you’re curious, interested, or just fascinated, please join us at 11 pm EST on Sunday for Whore School. Pop into the chatroom . . . → Read More: Trans Issues Special for Whore School

Suck Cock For Me

I love when my sissies suck cock for me.

There’s something erotic and subversive about turning a man into a sissy. And to then have you suck cock for me, on your knees, begging for more… Delicious! I know you never thought about being a cock sucker like this, not before you met me, . . . → Read More: Suck Cock For Me