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Feminization Basics in the Real World

For some lovers of sissification, it’s tricky to get your feminization in the real world.

There’s a lot to consider, if you’re contemplating jumping into real world sissification. Feminization basics aren’t exactly taught as an elective in college, much less explained to would-be sissies seeking to set forth on the stormy seas of gender exploration. Which would be why I decided to sit down and give you sweet ladies a few tips! As a “genetic girl” (really, I like that term better than ‘real’, because trying to break down all the reasons why defining identity by physiology is a bit not good would be an entire ‘nother essay…), I have a few tips for folks who didn’t get the in depth experience and explanations that I did growing up socially identified as a woman. Let me lend you my experience and advice, so that you can springboard into being the sweetly femme person you long to be.

Depending on your comfort levels, there are a few things you can explore in your sissification adventures!

feminization basics 800 356 6169If you’re the shy and retiring sort of sissy, you may want to keep all your games self contained and private. That is perfectly ok! You can absolutely explore feminization basics and start out all by yourself, in the total privacy of your own home. I highly recommend looking up tutorials for makeup looks on youtube. I mean it! I know it can feel silly, but this is exactly how socialized female people pick up new looks: we google it. Look up the directions, get the stuff (lord how I love online shopping), and then practice. The best part is being able to wash it all off and try again if you screw up, with no one to witness your hilarious clownish makeup. Start with some of those lovely Korean face masks, branch out to moisturizer on a daily basis, and explore your femme side on the weekends with tutorials and cute outfits.

For those with a little more bravery, you can do what I utterly love to do: makeovers at the mall!

Here’s my secret best advice ever. Call the makeup counter and ask for an appointment. Depending on how masculine you appear at first, you can choose to either tell them the truth or shade a little bending of the truth on what you say. From “I’m interested in exploring my feminine side and have no idea what to do, I need a makeover and advice! Please give me an appointment with someone with experience helping out people like me for this Saturday!” all the way to “I’m trans and I have no idea how to do makeup, I really need some help, please!” Tell whatever version of the truth is most comfortable to you, and remember that you don’t have to blurt out the whole gods honest truth if you don’t want to! Honey, we tell white lies to protect ourselves and make one another feel better all the time, so if you wanna tell them “I’m a sissy with a fetish for lipstick” you can, but do not feel obligated!!!

Call, set up your appointment, then go. Wear literally whatever you feel comfortable in! Tee shirt and shorts, slacks, cute sundress, whatever! Remember to purchase a few of the things your makeover person uses for you, and tip them for their time and expertise. Be polite, use a mint because they’re gonna be in your face for at least an hour, and have fun with it. Don’t be afraid to ask what they’re doing, and tell them you want to learn how to do what they’re doing for you.

Now, if you’re feeling extra brave in your sissification and feminization basics adventure…

Hop onto the google honey, and look up your local gay club. They will have a drag night. Now, I know that can feel so alien, because it’s strange and forbidden and weird. You tell that interior voice to shush. Drag night at your local gay club is a safe and easy way to test your new look in public, with a subset of the public that will love and accept your hot mess just as it is. It’ll be loud, and chaotic, and there will be six foot tall Queens swanning around like they own the place. Girl, that could be you, if you wanted! Tip the Queens (all that makeup is expensive, and they just put on a show for you), offer to buy them a drink after they get off stage, and make friends. Tell them you’re new to all this, and lost, and somewhere the Mama Queen will hear and sweep you up under her wing.

There is nothing quite like finding a community of helpful and kind people who will accept you and support you and give you makeup tips.

Remember! No matter where your comfort level is, you can get started with some feminization basics today!!! From online tutorials to joining a social network like the Enchantrix Empire to meeting real live people in your area, you can get help, advice, and support that can prove to be life changing. You want to be a sissy? A drag Queen? Are you trans and just barely starting to explore? There is a wider community of people who will simply love to chat about eyeliner and shapewear, and you can find us. We’re waiting for you!

Summer Swim Fun by the Pool

In the hot Texas summers, I do love to take the time for some summer swim fun and games.

Summer Swim Fun 800539 4566There’s something just so relaxing about being able to put on a cute one piece, or a bikini, and go hang by the pool to drive the boys wild. And wouldn’t you just love to join me on these long hot summer weekends? Would your summer swim fun involve teasing the boys, too? I bet it would, because I bet that deep down inside you’re a little bit of a cock hungry sissy.

You see, it’s ok by me if you also want to get all dressed up sexy for the summertime.

Swim a little closer little fishy 8005394566After all, summer swim fun is for everyone! What sort of a person would I be if I tried to deny you all the fun that I get to have, just because you weren’t born with the same sort of body I was?! Get out of here with that shit. Let’s hit the sissy salon and get you all nicely waxed and hairless, and then we’ll do the bikini and cute hair and go torment the fellas down by the community pool. They deserve something cute to stare at and dream about at night, and why shouldn’t we be what they dream about?

Whether you want to join me in the pool, to tease the guys, or want to be one of the hapless teased saps, we can have tons of fun this summer.

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Meet the Mistresses of the Empire Online

I’d like to invite you all to come one and all to meet the Mistresses!

That’s right, you, yes you, are invited to join us in our online enclave of three dimensional digital debauchery on July 6, 2018 at 8 pm EDT. I don’t want you to think that this is some huge travail that you’ll have to go through; you won’t have to pay one single red penny if you don’t want to, and getting through to meet the Mistresses will be no more difficult than learning any new video game or software program. No matter how terrifically Luddite you may be, this is a simple and easy way to spend some quality time with the lovely ladies of LDW.

Interested in coming out to meet the Mistresses?

Meet the Mistresses 800 539 4566Here’s how you get going. First, you’ll need to go download the Firestorm program. We recommend this bit of software for a couple of reasons. It’s more stable than the standard ‘viewer’, it allows for the use of user-created fun and games like the RLV system (that allows us to basically tie you up and tease you at will), and it has better graphics with less overall system strain, so even if you’ve got an old clunker of a computer, you can still see all the goodness. After you download the program, you’ll be granted the chance to make a totally free account. Pick a username you can live with, a password you won’t forget, and hop online! You start off in a tutorial zone, so you’re gonna have to walk through and learn the basics beforeĀ  you can be zapped out to the kinky worlds beyond the starter islands. But, once you’ve done that… it’s time to meet the Mistresses!

Drop any of us a line.

Meet the Mistresses 800 356 6169From within the program, search for us (the little magnifying glass that denotes a search box literally everywhere is where you’ll find the search function.) My username online is “EnchantrixHarper”, and in fact, we all follow the same naming convention. So, EnchantrixDelia, EnchantrixBrighton, EnchantrixAnna, EnchantrixDaphne, and so on. Drop any of us a line, or email us (hey, we use the same basic format for our emails, too! harper@enchantrixempire.com and delia@ and brighton@ and so on.) If you email, remember to tell us your username!!! That way we can find you, and port you over to our Adult Only Enchantrix Empire playland!

I hope that you’ll take us up on this invitation.

Jump online to Meet the Mistresses of the Enchantrix Empire on Friday, July 6, 2018 at 5 pm SLT, 8 pm Eastern time. We’ll be waiting for you!

 

Sissy Slut Cock Whore

You see, I know what you are.

You’re a sissy slut cock whore, and you love a great big ol’ dick. It’s so obvious that of course I had you pegged right from the start. You’re a slut for cock! The way you stare at every even slightly cute guy around you, the lip licking when any man takes his shirt off at the gym, and even the way your eyes caress their asses and try to catch a peek at any available bulge in the pants. Such a sissy slut you are…

You can try to hid the truth, but it’s really obvious.

8006017259 sissy slut cock whoreA little sissy slut cock whore like you is easy to spot in a crowd. Limp wrist, lustful gaze on every man around you, and that walk. Honey, walking with you is like walking with a capital-D Diva! You don’t just walk, you fucking sashay. Hips swaying, arms akimbo, and the cries of “yas Queen!” Do you have to be so damn obvious? Of course you do. Fucking slut.

Even when you were all shy about it, the truth still showed.

You, once upon a time, tried to hide the real truth about yourself. It’s like you were so ashamed of being a sissy slut that you did your level best to pretend to be a masculine alpha male. And that, darling, was about as useful as pants on a bird. Pathetic, really, watching you pretend to like beer instead of a nice cosmo, watch football and yell (really, you only started yelling after everyone else did, just following the crowd…) and when you’d date women? Ugh. So weak. A sissy slut cock whore like you trying to please a woman sexually is just not ever going to work.

You’re so much happier now, anyway, aren’t you?

Leather Scene History and Facts Special Guest on Whore School

Coming up this Sunday at 11 pm EST, on Whore School, I’ve got a pair of very special guests!

That’s right, on Sunday I want you to join me with my guests K and A for a discussion about the leather scene! What does it mean to be “leather”, and where did this all come from? How does the leather scene intersect with the greater BDSM subculture, and why is this important to kinksters and perverts now? Let’s get in depth!

Remember that Whore School is adult sex education in an hour long podcast each week!

Whore School leather scene 800 356 6169I got super tired of explaining to friends and clients alike the basics of adult sex education, so instead of going one by one, I went wholesale! Whore School is sex education for adults: everything you ever wondered about sex, from the basics to advanced topics, in one place, with humor and actual verifiable facts on a weekly basis.

I’ve been wanting to do a history and fact based exploration of the leather scene for a while now, but getting various schedules to line up was a headache. However, at last both K and A have the time set aside, and have pledged to be here for the live show on Sunday the 17th of June! They’re in the leather scene, and so you know (if you know about leather) that their word is golden. Tune in during the show to learn all about the leather scene’s history, facts and myths, and more! Bring your questions to the chat at Community Kink, and participate in the show.

Because Whore School is all about education, I need your feedback and interaction.

Bring me your sex questions, the things you’re curious about, and any topic ideas that you have for future shows. I can’t promise that everything can be expanded into an hour long show, but I’ll at least try to hit the high points for you!

Sucking Cock for Harper

I know that you want to be sucking cock.

That, my dear, is a given. Of course you want to be on your knees in front a nice big cock. You crave the taste of that hot, hard dick, and you dream of getting the first shot of that creamy load right in the . . . → Read More: Sucking Cock for Harper

Cock Worship

If you’ve never given yourself over to pure cock worship, don’t you think it’s time?

Sluts like you really need to just accept that you’re meant to suck cock. In fact, you’re meant to just straight up be a cock whore and go full on cock worship sissy slut. There’s literally no reason for . . . → Read More: Cock Worship

Cock Sucker Confessional with Brighton and Harper

You’re invited to unburden your conscience and enjoy some fantastic fantasy fun with Brighton and Harper!

Join us on Wednesday, May 30, 2018 at 8 pm EDT for Cock Sucker Confessional, an in-world special event featuring cocksuckers, glory holes, and YOU. Bring your sexiest avatars to the Enchantrix Empire’s virtual world playground and enjoy . . . → Read More: Cock Sucker Confessional with Brighton and Harper

For Your Listening Pleasure!

I like to do a little round up every now and then, and bring you all the things you’ve missed!

In no particular order, allow me to present for your listening pleasure: Blasphemy Sex! Not your cup of tea? How about some musings on the trials of a Little Dick? Maybe you need a . . . → Read More: For Your Listening Pleasure!

Unholy Blasphemy Sex

Let’s get kinky, and fuck like God’s watching!

Sometimes I get in the mood to really piss off the religious right. Those times call for unholy blasphemy sex. I’m not talking about the sorta vanilla Baby Jesus Butt Plug, although for the chronically vanilla that can be quite a thrill; I’m talking about let’s . . . → Read More: Unholy Blasphemy Sex